NFL Football Picks

The Las Vegas Raiders head to Hard Rock Stadium in Florida this weekend to play the Miami Dolphins as huge +12 underdogs. Could this line be overstated? Get Loot’s LV/Mia pick here!

The Arizona Cardinals looked like a whole different NFL football team last week with Kyler Murray back behind center. They’ll hit the road to take on the Houston Texans in Week 11 as +4 underdogs. Get Loot’s AZ/Hou pick before placing your bets!

Week 16 presents us with an excellent Cowboys vs. Eagles matchup where both teams are 7-7 with the Eagles in the hunt for a playoff berth. Philly’s secondary is very vulnerable but their run defense is above average, making this a very interesting contest where Dak Prescott has struggled on the road at times and the team has leaned on Ezekiel Elliott as of late.

Two teams who have been statistically eliminated and that are out of the playoff picture go at it in Week 16 in Indianapolis. At this point, the Carolina Panthers seem to be playing for Christian McCaffrey to become the NFL’s first 1000 yard rusher and 1000 yard receiver. Their defense has stunk profusely and they can’t stop the run. The Colts, who are led by Frank Reich, stink but not quitters. They’ll be using the last two contests to determine who’ll be on next year’s roster.

Am I the only one who hates betting on these football teams? The best way to handicap this Week 16 matchup is to crap out two turds, write each team’s name on one, throw it at the wall and see which makes the bigger splatter! Helter Skelter/Jeckyll and Hyde are two things that come to mind Sunday when these teams meet. NOBODY can feel good about putting their hard earned money on this one!

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson is projected to “have himself a day” Sunday at Qwest Field as the Arizona Cardinals secondary is a cross between a wet paper bag and a bug splattering on a windshield. I’d be more than surprised if one of the Hawks wide receivers AND the tight end position don’t go over 100 yards with at least a touchdown from each position.

Generally speaking, the thought of laying almost a touchdown with a 5-win team coming off a 3 point showing seems like financial suicide. The Matt Patricia and the Lions are that bad though!

If you’re confident of who will win or cover this game, we’d like to hire you to be a Predictem handicapper! We put out articles with opinions each week of the NFL season to help give you a better idea of who to bet on. Every now and then, we see a game like this that is truly unpredictable. Loot is giving his opinion here, but you’re on your own on this Week 16 turdfest!

1-13 meets 3-11! Woohoo! Luckily for us, the worst football game is better than the best day at work, so we’ll take it! The public are backing the Phins heavily here as many anticipate Bengal tank mode, but Mr. Franks isn’t seeing it that way!

Everybody is lovey-dovey with the Saints after Drew Brees captured the all time touchdown record. Keep in mind this is the same team that lost at home to the 49ers a couple weeks ago. The Tennessee Titans under head coach Mike Vrabel are the real deal, as evidenced by their +2.5 short underdog point spread. With that being said, Jay’s prediction won’t be either team as he likes the total.