Why I finally decided to Vote Democrat

[BoKnows]

Why I'm voting Democrat...

I'm voting Democrat because I believe
the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because
freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because
when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing
because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because
I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that
the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because
I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as
we fight to keep all seal pups alive.

I'm voting Democrat because
I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution
as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because
I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals
need to rewrite the Constitution every few days
to suit some fringe kooks who
would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because
I believe that when the terrorists don't have to
hide from us over there, when they come over here
I don't want to have any guns in the house
to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because
I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene but
the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because

I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want, and
I've decided to marry my horse.

:laughing:

[homedawg]

[FlyersFan]

DO I HAVE THIS STRAIGHT?
HIS FATHER WAS A BLACK AFRICAN MUSLIM FROM KENYA WE HAVE SEEN PICTURES OF HIS AFRICAN FAMILY. HIS MOTHER WAS A WHITE AMERICAN ATHEIST FROM KANSAS WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF HIS AMERICAN FAMILY? HIS FATHER DESERTED HIS MOTHER WHEN HE WAS ONLY TWO YEARS OLD AND WENT BACK TO AFRICA BY WAY OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY HOW? WAS HIS FATHER WEALTHY? HIS MOTHER MARRIED AN INDONESIAN MUSLIM AND THEN MOVED TO JAKARTA WHERE HE WAS ENROLLED IN A MUSLIM SCHOOL . WHEN HE REACHED HIGH SCHOOL AGE HIS MOTHER SENT HIM TO HAWAII TO BE WITH HIS WHITE GRANDPARENTS AND HE WAS PUT INTO AN EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL. HE LATER WENT TO HARVARD UNIVERSITY HOW? WERE HIS GRANDPARENTS RICH? HE LIVES IN A $1.4 MILLION HOUSE OBTAINED THROUGH A DEAL WITH A WEALTHY FUNDRAISER. HOW? HE 'WORKED' AS A CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST IN CHICAGO . HE HAS NEVER HELD A PRODUCTIVE JOB OR RECEIVED A PAY CHECK THAT WAS NOT GOVERNMENT-FUNDED AND/OR TAYPAYER SUPPORTED. THE PRESIDENCY IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHTS POSITION, NOR IS IT SUBJECT TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION SET ASIDES; ON-THE-JOB TRAINING WON'T CUT IT. HE ENTERED POLITICS AT THE STATE LEVEL AND THEN THE NATIONAL LEVEL WHERE HE HAS MINIMAL EXPERIENCE. HE IS PROUD OF HIS 'AFRICAN HERITAGE' (A FATHER WHO GOT A WHITE GIRL PREGNANT AND DESERTED HER). WHERE IS THE PRIDE IN HIS 'WHITE HERITAGE'? (A MOTHER WHO FLAUNTED CONVENTION AND DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOD). SOME MIGHT THINK THERE WAS NOT MUCH TO BE PROUD OF EITHER WAY. HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH IN CHICAGO THAT HATES WHITES, HATES JEWS, AND BLAMES AMERICA FOR ALL THE WORLD'S PERCEIVED FAULTS. (INCLUDING CREATING THE AIDs VIRUS IN ORDER TO INFLICT IT ON AFRICANS). HE REPEATEDLY WHITEWASHES THE PASTOR, HIS CHURCH AND THE MEMBERS WHO CHEERED AFTER HEARING VITRIOLIC TIRADES AGAINST AMERICA HE COULD NOT CONFRONT HIS PASTOR BUT HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE HE CAN CONFRONT NORTH KOREA AND IRAN ? DURING HIS VERY BRIEF TIME IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE HE HAS MANAGED TO AMASS THE NUMBER ONE ULTRA LIBERAL VOTING RECORD OUT OF THE ONE HUNDRED MEMBERS. HE HAS VOTED CONSISTENTLY FOR BIGGER GOVERNMENT AND HIGHER TAXES. HE HAS VOTED FOR BIG ENTITLEMENTS AND LEGISLATION THAT WOULD SEVERELY CURTAIL AMERICA 'S ABILITY TO FIGHT TERRORISM AND TO PROTECT OUR BORDERS AND OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS AROUND THE WORLD. BUT, HE IS A GOOD ORATOR. ISN'T THAT A COMFORT? YEAH, I THINK I SEE HOW WELL HE COULD UNITE THE COUNTRY. I THINK THE TRUTH IS THAT HE HOPES NO ONE WILL PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, this is your co-pilot. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEW CHIEF PILOT.HE HAS NEVER FLOWN AN AIRPLANE, IN FACT HE HAS NEVER EVEN SAT IN THE COCKPIT, BUT HE SAYS HE HAS RIDDEN ON PLANES BEFORE. ARE WE SURE HE WILL GUIDE US SAFELY THROUGH THE STORMS WE MAY ENCOUNTER ON THIS FLIGHT.

[homedawg]

THE IRISH - SUCH CLEAR THINKER

Leave it to the Irish to cut through the crap and
make the whole issue crystal clear...
Thoughts from across the pond
An email from Ireland to the brethren in the
States...a point to ponder despite your political
affiliation: 'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people
are even bothering to hold an election in the United
States! On one side, you have a pants wearing woman
lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants
on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a
lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet
another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her
husband wants to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero
whose name starts with the appropriate "Mc"
terminology married to a good looking younger woman who
owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord's name are ye lads thinking over
there in the colonies??
:beer2: