David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no African American NASCAR drivers

[Billy Barooooooo]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no African American NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

[Billy Barooooooo]

Oh so I guess you didn't think it was funny! LOL
Sorry I guess I will never understand Nascar!!!!

You can put it in the trash if you want!!!


BB

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

No...it's funny!

Just wanted to make sure everyone knew it wasn't Letterman though...

[yomonte]

Billy, I don't care who wrote it, that was fkn funny. In all seriousness, I don't understand why more A A don't get into the sport. Plenty of money for everybody. N Lester gave it a shot last year, but had a garbage truck for a sponser. Sponsers are few and far between and I would be willing to bet that if we had more Afro Americans racing, we'd have a helluva lot more sponsers. They need to do a top ten on sponsers for A A's. Don't even go there.