MLB Thurs 4/26

[Stifler's Mom]

ytd 89-102 (-18.30 units)

**** the Braves and the Asstros

Houston A$$holes -115

4 units

Only because I said I would. This team sucks elephant balls, and they play about as stupid as tree bark. Probably another 4 units down the toilet here, as they once again get swept by the Pirates, LMFAO

St Louis Cardinals -101

Reds vs a lefty. I'll keep playing it till it doesn't work.

Seattle Mariners +133

Who the hell is Joe Kennedy to be more than -140 with an offense behind him that can't hit? M's looking like they might get on a little roll here....plus they have a rested bullpen with Washburn throwing the CG tonight. No public respect for this M's team at all....

2 units each

Washington Nationals +195

1 unit

Only because Hill is pitching, and because I'm stupid and feel like throwing away another unit on these fools.

[yukoncornelius]

lol @ your descriptions...

Braves AND Padres screwed me tonight, totally blowing it in the 9th, that stuff realllllllly pisses me off. :bang:

[joepa66]

GL today Stiffie....like the M's play too! :beerbang:

[JB]

LOL....I think we have the same card today.
Thats kinda funny

[birdsfan5]

GL Stif

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

I guess that Mariner line reflects the overall ****tiness of a Mr. Batista. No way I could back Oakland however.

Gl with your plays....hopefull Hill pitches a gem for you...

[Stifler's Mom]

LMFAO @ Houston. Then, not like it matters cause Houston sucks donkey **** and wasn't gonna score anyway, but the Pirates guy leans right into a pitch with bases loaded and the give him the base.

Anyway,

Angels -179

2 units

Play is action. Colon or Mosley, it doesn't matter to me. Seo is brutal, Tampa's pen is worse. Angels are dominant at home and need to win their home games against teams like TB to compete, because they've been piss poor on the road. High line, but I'll take my chances here against some really poor pitching any way TB lines em up today.

[FlyersFan]

asssssssssssssssssssssss-tros......had to throw on the beer goggles and take the fat chick home huh stiff.........GL! on the rest

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

Gaddam Stros....I was so pissed at them last night, I couldn't make myself take them today....nice start by the Halos.....can't wait to see your Jays pick tonight....

GL tonight...

[JB]

......had to throw on the beer goggles and take the fat chick home huh stiff.........

Aren't you talking about Yomonte?
Ahhhh Nevermind

[FlyersFan]

Aren't you talking about Yomonte?
Ahhhh Nevermind

circus circus.............:beerbang: :beerbang:

[Stifler's Mom]

Can't believe i'm doing this, but....

SF Giants RL +1.5 (-135)

2 units

....I am backing RUSS OTRIZ, LOL. Well, not really. It's just that SF is hot, having won 7 straight....I see at the very least a close game here, and I think at -135 the RL is a pretty decent value. Normally you'd pay -170 or -180 or so for the RL in a game like this on the visitor.

[Stifler's Mom]

Actually, I'm going to play this one too:

Arizona D'backs +123

2 units

I think the D'backs ride the momentum of last night's comeback win to another W tonight....simple as that, which is why I almost didn't play it....but the decided what the hell, LOL

[Stifler's Mom]

asssssssssssssssssssssss-tros......had to throw on the beer goggles and take the fat chick home huh stiff.........GL! on the rest

Aren't you talking about Yomonte?
Ahhhh Nevermind

circus circus.............:beerbang: :beerbang:

Now that was some good ****