PLEASE NOTE...
IF YOU ARE A WARLORD AND ARE IN DENIAL PLEASE CALL OUR WARLORD HOTLINE AT 1-800-555-1212. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
OR JUST DIAL 0, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY THERE ALSO.
In honor of Yomonte's wisdom,
You just might be a WARLORD...
IF YOU EVER POSTED A GAME TWO HOURS AFTER IT STARTED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND POSTED YOU BET $1,000
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND AND POSTED YOU BET $100,000
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED IN ALL CAPS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER WON A GAME AND POUNDED YOUR CHEST SO HARD IT CAVED IN
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER REPLIED TO YOUR THREAD TEN TIMES BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE DID
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER CLAIMED TO LIVE IN VEGAS AND REALLY LIVED IN A TRAILER PARK IN ALABAMA
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER WENT 1-0 AND THE NEXT DAY POSTED 2-0 IN YOUR YTD
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND ALL WERE BANNED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER SIGNED UP UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND HAD A CONVERSATION WITH YOURSELF
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU HAD INSIDE INFO ON A GAME
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU WERE A WARLORD AND WAS'NT JOKING
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
IF YOU EVER POSTED A PRESEASON FOOTBALL GAME AS A GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
IF YOU EVER SENT KEVIN 10 EMAILS ASKING TO BE LET BACK IN AND HE SAID NO TEN TIMES AND YOUR STILL EMAILING HIM
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
I THINK MY PHONE RANG AGAIN...OR WAS IT SOMETHING IN MY HEAD..??....UNCLE YO WAS THAT YOU..??
IF YOU EVER POSTED OPPOSITE PLAYS ON THE SAME GAME UNDER 2 DIFFERENT NAMES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER WISHED YOUR FANS GOOD LUCK AFTER YOU WERE HERE ABOUT 3 DAYS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU'RE ALREADY A TOUT AND YOU GOT A PLAY FROM ANOTHER TOUT AND POSTED IT AS YOUR NFL PRESEASON GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED A 6 TEAM PARLAY EVERYDAY FOR A YEAR AND NEVER WON ONE THEN TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF FROM POSTING AND CAME BACK AND SAID YOU HIT TWO 6 TEAM PARLAYS WHILE YOUR WERE GONE
YOU JUST MIGHT GET ON MY NERVES
IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET AND YOU DID'NT EVEN POST IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
IF YOU HAD TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER BECAUSE OLDER SISTER IN HIGH SCHOOL NEEDS IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU STATE THAT YOU LOST YOUR BET B/C YOUR STARTING PITCHER WAS HIT BY A SCREAMING LINE DRIVE IN THE 2ND INNINING AND CANNOT CONTINUE, ALTHOUGH HIS W/L RECORD IS SOMETHING LIKE 1-9 ON THE YEAR,
YOU ARE A WARLORD.
IF YOU WEAR A HAT WITH A PROPELLER ON IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND DARE ANYONE FROM THE FORUM TO CALL YOU, YOU'RE DEFINATELY A WARLORD.
IF YOU POST PICTURES OF A SKELETON DRY HUMPING ANOTHER SKELETON, YOU ARE A WARLORD
IF YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU ARE GOING TO SHAKE THEM
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU WRIGHT YOUR PICKS DOWN IN CRAYON
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU HANG WITH CHICKS IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHILE SIPPING PINO COLADAS, HAVE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HANDICAPPING COMPANY ON THE NET, YET STILL TAKE TIME TO POST AND ARGUE WITH PEOPLE IN A POSTING FORUM......
YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE A WARLORD!
IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE MARTA SYSTEM TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY TO ACCESS A COMPUTER WITH AN IP ADDRESS THAT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED,
YOU ARE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED IN A STUCK THREAD AND SAID IT SHOULD BE STUCK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOUR MOM CALLS YOU FOR SUPPER AND YOU MISS YOUR GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLOARD IF YOU RISK 16K TO WIN 400 DOLLARS
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF.......YOU TELL EVERYONE YOUR FROM CLEARWATER FLORIDA AND A HURICANE COMES AND KNOCKS OUT EVERYONES POWER AND CABLE BUT YOU!!! YOU KEEP POSTING LIKE A WARLORD, ON THE NET NEVER MENTIONING A THING. JUST THE FACTSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU EVER HAD THIS BELOW YOU PICTURE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK-- VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY "HEY, WATCH THIS" RIGHT BEFORE HE DIES.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED CELEBRATING A WIN AFTER 5 INNINGS (OR HALFTIME IN ANY ANOTHER SPORT) BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS WAY AHEAD, ONLY TO END UP LOSING....
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOUR THREAD TITLE TAKES UP TWO LINES AND INCLUDES YOUR 80% + RECORD..
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.
IF YOU BEAT CBS SPORTSLINE ON POSTING UPDATES ABOUT HOW YOUR PLAY IS DOING
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!
IF YOU HAVE 3 NEWBIES DEFENDING YOU IN AURGUEMENTS WITH GUYS THAT BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!
IF YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE IS KOOL-AID WITH JUST KOOL-AID IN IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOUR MY WIFE....HELL....
YOU THINK YOU ARE A WARLORD
IF YOU ARE GROUNDED WHILST POSTING YOUR PLAYS...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.
IF YOU HAVE TEAM X AT +7 THROUGH A LOCAL OR A BOOK NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE'S BOOK HAS THE SAME TEAM AT +4.5...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU LOST YOUR ALLOWANCE LAST NIGHT ON WASH -3.5 AND ARE ASKING YOUR MOM FOR A $5 ADVANCE ON NEXT WEEK ALLOWANCE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU HAVE EVER COLORED OUTSIDE THE LINES IN YOUR BRAND NEW SCOOBIE DOO COLORING BOOK ON PURPOSE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU CHOSE PUPPETS STANDING IN THERE BATH ROBES FOR YOUR AVATAR. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!
YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD IF YOU CONSTANTLY BET THE BLUE JAYS!!!
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....YOU CRY ABOUT LOSING ONE GAME WHEN YOU CLAM YOUR HITTING AT 70% FOR THE YEAR!!!!
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....WHEN THE OTHER TEAM PUTS UP 2 RUNS IN THE FIRST INNING AND YOU ALREADY THREW IN THE TOWEL! PISSING AND MOANING WHY ME!!!!!
IF YOUR WIFE EVER ASKED YOU TO VACUMN THE LIVING ROOM WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING A NASCAR RACE, AND YOU DID
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER MADE A POST DIRECTED AT KEVIN AND SAID "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" AND WAS'NT BANNED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED "SPOONIE LUV...IS THAT YOU" AND YOU WERE'NT FLYERSFAN AND NOBODY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED YOUR SYSTEM WAS BETTING AGAINST TB AFTER THEY WON AND WAS GOING TO DOUBLE UP AGAINST THEM IF THEY WON TWO IN A ROW AND THEN TB WON 13 STRAIGHT GAMES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER GOT A SUPRISE PACKAGE AND IT WAS TICKETS TO A SPORTING EVENT.
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.
IF YOU EVER SAW THE ODDS ON STREAKING AT THE SUPER BOWL AND DID IT..
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF......
SOMEONE ASKED FOR ADVICE AND YOU WISHED THEM GOOD LUCK ON THEIR PLAY, WHEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN POST A PLAY!!!
IF YOU JOIN A FORUM AND YOUR FIRST POST IS: HEY GUYS IM NEW MY YTD RECORD IS 70-10 I CAN MAKE YOU MONEY...
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD...
IF YOUR LOCATION SAYS YOUR FROM VIRGINIA BUT YOU REALLY LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA.....
YOU ARE DEFINATELY THE MAN AND A WARLORD( UNCLE YO IS THAT YOU?)
IF YOU THINK VIGORISH IS THAT FUNNY SMELLING LIQUID YOUR MOM USES FOR MOPPING THE KITCHEN FLOOR WITH YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
IF YOU THINK BETTING THE RUN LINE IS A BET ON TRACK AND FIELD
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
IF YOU POST THIS :beer2: MORE THAN FOUR TIMES IN EVERY DAMM POST
YOU MAKE YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
IF YOU ARE A WARLORD AND ARE IN DENIAL PLEASE CALL OUR WARLORD HOTLINE AT 1-800-555-1212. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
OR JUST DIAL 0, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY THERE ALSO.
In honor of Yomonte's wisdom,
You just might be a WARLORD...
IF YOU EVER POSTED A GAME TWO HOURS AFTER IT STARTED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND POSTED YOU BET $1,000
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND AND POSTED YOU BET $100,000
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED IN ALL CAPS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER WON A GAME AND POUNDED YOUR CHEST SO HARD IT CAVED IN
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER REPLIED TO YOUR THREAD TEN TIMES BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE DID
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER CLAIMED TO LIVE IN VEGAS AND REALLY LIVED IN A TRAILER PARK IN ALABAMA
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER WENT 1-0 AND THE NEXT DAY POSTED 2-0 IN YOUR YTD
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND ALL WERE BANNED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER SIGNED UP UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND HAD A CONVERSATION WITH YOURSELF
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU HAD INSIDE INFO ON A GAME
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU WERE A WARLORD AND WAS'NT JOKING
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
IF YOU EVER POSTED A PRESEASON FOOTBALL GAME AS A GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
IF YOU EVER SENT KEVIN 10 EMAILS ASKING TO BE LET BACK IN AND HE SAID NO TEN TIMES AND YOUR STILL EMAILING HIM
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
I THINK MY PHONE RANG AGAIN...OR WAS IT SOMETHING IN MY HEAD..??....UNCLE YO WAS THAT YOU..??
IF YOU EVER POSTED OPPOSITE PLAYS ON THE SAME GAME UNDER 2 DIFFERENT NAMES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER WISHED YOUR FANS GOOD LUCK AFTER YOU WERE HERE ABOUT 3 DAYS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU'RE ALREADY A TOUT AND YOU GOT A PLAY FROM ANOTHER TOUT AND POSTED IT AS YOUR NFL PRESEASON GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED A 6 TEAM PARLAY EVERYDAY FOR A YEAR AND NEVER WON ONE THEN TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF FROM POSTING AND CAME BACK AND SAID YOU HIT TWO 6 TEAM PARLAYS WHILE YOUR WERE GONE
YOU JUST MIGHT GET ON MY NERVES
IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET AND YOU DID'NT EVEN POST IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS
IF YOU HAD TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER BECAUSE OLDER SISTER IN HIGH SCHOOL NEEDS IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU STATE THAT YOU LOST YOUR BET B/C YOUR STARTING PITCHER WAS HIT BY A SCREAMING LINE DRIVE IN THE 2ND INNINING AND CANNOT CONTINUE, ALTHOUGH HIS W/L RECORD IS SOMETHING LIKE 1-9 ON THE YEAR,
YOU ARE A WARLORD.
IF YOU WEAR A HAT WITH A PROPELLER ON IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND DARE ANYONE FROM THE FORUM TO CALL YOU, YOU'RE DEFINATELY A WARLORD.
IF YOU POST PICTURES OF A SKELETON DRY HUMPING ANOTHER SKELETON, YOU ARE A WARLORD
IF YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU ARE GOING TO SHAKE THEM
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU WRIGHT YOUR PICKS DOWN IN CRAYON
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU HANG WITH CHICKS IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHILE SIPPING PINO COLADAS, HAVE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HANDICAPPING COMPANY ON THE NET, YET STILL TAKE TIME TO POST AND ARGUE WITH PEOPLE IN A POSTING FORUM......
YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE A WARLORD!
IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE MARTA SYSTEM TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY TO ACCESS A COMPUTER WITH AN IP ADDRESS THAT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED,
YOU ARE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED IN A STUCK THREAD AND SAID IT SHOULD BE STUCK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOUR MOM CALLS YOU FOR SUPPER AND YOU MISS YOUR GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLOARD IF YOU RISK 16K TO WIN 400 DOLLARS
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF.......YOU TELL EVERYONE YOUR FROM CLEARWATER FLORIDA AND A HURICANE COMES AND KNOCKS OUT EVERYONES POWER AND CABLE BUT YOU!!! YOU KEEP POSTING LIKE A WARLORD, ON THE NET NEVER MENTIONING A THING. JUST THE FACTSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU EVER HAD THIS BELOW YOU PICTURE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK-- VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY "HEY, WATCH THIS" RIGHT BEFORE HE DIES.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED CELEBRATING A WIN AFTER 5 INNINGS (OR HALFTIME IN ANY ANOTHER SPORT) BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS WAY AHEAD, ONLY TO END UP LOSING....
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOUR THREAD TITLE TAKES UP TWO LINES AND INCLUDES YOUR 80% + RECORD..
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.
IF YOU BEAT CBS SPORTSLINE ON POSTING UPDATES ABOUT HOW YOUR PLAY IS DOING
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!
IF YOU HAVE 3 NEWBIES DEFENDING YOU IN AURGUEMENTS WITH GUYS THAT BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!
IF YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE IS KOOL-AID WITH JUST KOOL-AID IN IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOUR MY WIFE....HELL....
YOU THINK YOU ARE A WARLORD
IF YOU ARE GROUNDED WHILST POSTING YOUR PLAYS...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.
IF YOU HAVE TEAM X AT +7 THROUGH A LOCAL OR A BOOK NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE'S BOOK HAS THE SAME TEAM AT +4.5...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU LOST YOUR ALLOWANCE LAST NIGHT ON WASH -3.5 AND ARE ASKING YOUR MOM FOR A $5 ADVANCE ON NEXT WEEK ALLOWANCE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU HAVE EVER COLORED OUTSIDE THE LINES IN YOUR BRAND NEW SCOOBIE DOO COLORING BOOK ON PURPOSE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU CHOSE PUPPETS STANDING IN THERE BATH ROBES FOR YOUR AVATAR. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!
YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD IF YOU CONSTANTLY BET THE BLUE JAYS!!!
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....YOU CRY ABOUT LOSING ONE GAME WHEN YOU CLAM YOUR HITTING AT 70% FOR THE YEAR!!!!
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....WHEN THE OTHER TEAM PUTS UP 2 RUNS IN THE FIRST INNING AND YOU ALREADY THREW IN THE TOWEL! PISSING AND MOANING WHY ME!!!!!
IF YOUR WIFE EVER ASKED YOU TO VACUMN THE LIVING ROOM WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING A NASCAR RACE, AND YOU DID
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER MADE A POST DIRECTED AT KEVIN AND SAID "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" AND WAS'NT BANNED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED "SPOONIE LUV...IS THAT YOU" AND YOU WERE'NT FLYERSFAN AND NOBODY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER POSTED YOUR SYSTEM WAS BETTING AGAINST TB AFTER THEY WON AND WAS GOING TO DOUBLE UP AGAINST THEM IF THEY WON TWO IN A ROW AND THEN TB WON 13 STRAIGHT GAMES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU EVER GOT A SUPRISE PACKAGE AND IT WAS TICKETS TO A SPORTING EVENT.
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.
IF YOU EVER SAW THE ODDS ON STREAKING AT THE SUPER BOWL AND DID IT..
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF......
SOMEONE ASKED FOR ADVICE AND YOU WISHED THEM GOOD LUCK ON THEIR PLAY, WHEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN POST A PLAY!!!
IF YOU JOIN A FORUM AND YOUR FIRST POST IS: HEY GUYS IM NEW MY YTD RECORD IS 70-10 I CAN MAKE YOU MONEY...
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD...
IF YOUR LOCATION SAYS YOUR FROM VIRGINIA BUT YOU REALLY LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA.....
YOU ARE DEFINATELY THE MAN AND A WARLORD( UNCLE YO IS THAT YOU?)
IF YOU THINK VIGORISH IS THAT FUNNY SMELLING LIQUID YOUR MOM USES FOR MOPPING THE KITCHEN FLOOR WITH YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
IF YOU THINK BETTING THE RUN LINE IS A BET ON TRACK AND FIELD
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
IF YOU POST THIS :beer2: MORE THAN FOUR TIMES IN EVERY DAMM POST
YOU MAKE YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
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