YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

If You Claim To Be A Germ Freak And Won't Shake Hands With Anybody And Then Go Home And Kiss Your Wife And There Are More Germs In The Mouth Than Fishes In The Ocean And Then Eat Her....ah Nevermind

You Just Might Be A Warlord





Dude, You Need To Watch Deal Or No Deal In High Def. Its Like Clevage Accross America. Lots Better In Hd Baby

[FlyersFan]

You might be a WARLORD if the cocktail waitress refers to you as "The Captain".......:beerbang:

[Lucky Strikes]

100% Warlord if you refer to everyone as BOSS,as in ,whats up boss,hello boss, whats going on boss,anything else boss, moder fooker Im just a dum truck driver,BOSS THIS

[Queen]

Im just a dum truck driver,BOSS THIS

Oh no Lucky Im in trouble on this one. :laughing:

I call my business partner Boss all the time. I own more of the company than him but I still call him Boss.

What does he call me all the time. Biatch :laughing:

[Larry]

You might be a WARLORD if the cocktail waitress refers to you as "The Captain".......:beerbang:

Hey, I know a guy that happened too.....:beerbang:

[Lucky Strikes]

Oh no Lucky Im in trouble on this one. :laughing:

I call my business partner Boss all the time. I own more of the company than him but I still call him Boss.

What does he call me all the time. Biatch :laughing:

Well you own more of the company than him,fire his big arse:laughing:

Thiers this sand castle warlord that works at the shell over here and thats his m.o.:flag:

[yomonte]

If You Sport A Haircut Like Forest Gump And Carl Childers

You Just Might Be A Retard


















I'm Sorry Stif..I Meant Retart

[yomonte]

If You Are The Only Person That Noticed That Forest Gump And Carl Childers Had The Same Haircut

You Just Might Be A Retart

[Lucky Strikes]

IF you think you look like Eric Clapton,you just mite be a warlord,
if you think Eric Clapton looks like you,you are definately a warlord:laughing:

thats for you sherriff..LOL!!!!

[yomonte]

if you think Eric Clapton looks like you,you are definately a warlord

:beer2: :beerbang: :cheers: :booz:

[joepa66]

If you are totally flunking out of classes because you haven't attended for several weeks but blame it on the instructors and your live-in girlfriend who won't let you study - you might be a warlord.

[El Hacko]

You might just be a warlord if....

You get all bent out of shape and pissed off when the team you bet has already lost the game, doesnt bother to attempt the meaningless extra point after the clock has ticked down to zero costing you a lousy loss instead of a push. :bang:

[yomonte]

If You Ever Skipped School To Watch Romper Room And Captain Kangaroo

You Just Might Be A Warlord

If You Ever Skipped School To Watch Romper Room And Drink Captain Morgan

You Just Might Be......ah Nevermind

[Kevin]

If you ever attended a sporting event and there was a fat lady with a bye bye arm (big fatty tricep area that shakes a bunch when she waves her arms around) sitting a few rows down screaming and waving those big mothers around in the air about the refs calls when they were indeed correct and you got irritated and turned to the BONE SKINNY guy next to you and said "I wish that fat bitch would shut the hell up" and his face scrunched up and got all angry and said "HEY, THATS MY MOM!"

You might just be really f'n embarassed so much to the point that you get up and move to another section.

[Kevin]

If you ever waited outside a convenience store as a teen and shoulder tapped "rough looking biker types" to "buy some beer for you" and you find the perfect dude to beg, then he comes back with "You stay right there, I'm contacting the authorities!"

You are a fast running teenager who will undoubtedly one day become a warlord.