YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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  • Kevin
    Red Hot and Rollin'
    • Feb 2007
    • 11665

    #91
    You may just be a a group of warlords if you had never heard of building a nest yet you had built many in your lifetime.

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    • Kevin
      Red Hot and Rollin'
      • Feb 2007
      • 11665

      #92
      You may just be a 400LB warlord if you watched a 40 yr old queen chug a beer and thought to yourself "Damn, I wish I could do that."

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      • Kevin
        Red Hot and Rollin'
        • Feb 2007
        • 11665

        #93
        You may just be a warlord if you bet a +200 moneyline that starts out 42-0 and loses 56-20.

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        • Queen
          Moderator
          • Mar 2007
          • 1955

          #94
          You might be a WARLORD if you meet somebody on Friday drink a beer with them and then on Sunday somebody says hey this is my brother in-law and you say damn I know you from some where.




































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          • JB
            Moderator
            • Feb 2007
            • 4673

            #95
            If you have ever cut a fart so bad that a limo has to pull over and evacuate....

            YOU might be a Warlord!
            If it ain't fun, don't do it!

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            • JB
              Moderator
              • Feb 2007
              • 4673

              #96
              If you ever sit down in a gambeling cave for 14 hours one day
              and then do it AGAIN the next day.....

              YOU might be a Warlord!
              If it ain't fun, don't do it!

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              • JB
                Moderator
                • Feb 2007
                • 4673

                #97
                If you go out to dinner and deceide not to eat dinner so you will have more room for beer

                YOU might wind up being a hungry and drunk Warlord!
                If it ain't fun, don't do it!

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                • BoKnows
                  SEC!Any Questions?
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1089

                  #98
                  You just may be a Warlord if you go into a gambling forum and ask other gamblers about their thoughts on gambling as a profession, you never post any picks but ask the question so that you can be viewed as a worthy and competent gambler, to ask such a question, to which you would know the answer if you were worthy. You also mention that you have a huge bankroll with many books and you think that will forever be the rule....therefore the premise of the question. :bang:

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                  • JB
                    Moderator
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 4673

                    #99
                    If you ask if your 7 team parlay ticket is a loser.....
                    and not one single game is final.....
                    and 6 of them have not started.....
                    and 4 of them don't even play till Sunday.....

                    YOU might be a Warlord!
                    If it ain't fun, don't do it!

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                    • JB
                      Moderator
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 4673

                      If you are in a sportsbook and get so tired of the entire public rooting for their play when you are on the other side that you just yell out "**** You Squares"

                      YOU might just be a Warlord!
                      If it ain't fun, don't do it!

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                      • yomonte
                        referee
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 3563

                        Originally posted by JB
                        If you ask if your 7 team parlay ticket is a loser.....
                        and not one single game is final.....
                        and 6 of them have not started.....
                        and 4 of them don't even play till Sunday.....
                        That guy is either a drunk or a ....AH Nevermind LOL





















                        Well, did I win LOL
                        If its fun, do it

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                        • yomonte
                          referee
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 3563

                          If your walking around Vegas, got a beer in both hands, one in each pocket and walk up to a waitress and order a beer and she brings you one

                          you just might be a warlord
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                          Last edited by yomonte; 01-07-2008, 01:34 PM.
                          If its fun, do it

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                          • FlyersFan
                            Senior Member
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 12128

                            You might be a WARLORD if you hand someone your 7 team parlay ticket and ask them if it has lost, when none of the games have even started yet.
                            I am the M'bah a'Flyers Fan !

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                            • FlyersFan
                              Senior Member
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 12128

                              You might be a thirsty WARLORD if you tell someone regarding the 75 year old cocktail waitress "**** like that starts to look good at my age", and she overhears you and never comes back again.
                              I am the M'bah a'Flyers Fan !

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                              • FlyersFan
                                Senior Member
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 12128

                                You might be a WARLORD if you exclaim "****, my wife" as the limosine is about to pull away.
                                I am the M'bah a'Flyers Fan !

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