YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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  • yomonte
    referee
    • Feb 2007
    • 3563

    Just to show you how worfless my 6th wife was, she broke a nail scratching her asss.
    If its fun, do it

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    • Meestermike
      Moderator
      • Feb 2007
      • 2369

      You might be a warlord if you can answer this...

      Your healthy alternative
      Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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      • yomonte
        referee
        • Feb 2007
        • 3563

        Hey Mike, glad to hear from ya
        If its fun, do it

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        • yomonte
          referee
          • Feb 2007
          • 3563

          Kate Hudson has her moms booobs
          If its fun, do it

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          • Kevin
            Red Hot and Rollin'
            • Feb 2007
            • 11664

            Same **** different day! CLASSIC!

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            • yomonte
              referee
              • Feb 2007
              • 3563

              I told my brother Anthony to pour me a shot. He said its 6:00 in the morning. I said throw a a fkn cheerio in it.
              If its fun, do it

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              • yomonte
                referee
                • Feb 2007
                • 3563

                Today I found out that a rub off is cheaper than a hand jig
                If its fun, do it

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                • yomonte
                  referee
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 3563

                  I've been married 9 times, divorced 7 times. I got an anullmnet on my 4th wife and my 8th wife passed away. When she passed the funeral director asked me do you want her embalmed, cremated or buried. I said all three, I don't want to take any chances.
                  Last edited by yomonte; 10-15-2022, 01:09 PM.
                  If its fun, do it

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                  • yomonte
                    referee
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 3563

                    I was going to make some vegetable soup yesterday, but half the carrots I bought had peronies disease
                    If its fun, do it

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                    • yomonte
                      referee
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 3563

                      My 8th wife was top heavy to say the least. Her taters were so big, her cleavage went all the way up to her tracheostomy hole. If her cleavage went any higher, she'd have a double chin.
                      If its fun, do it

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                      • Meestermike
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2369

                        YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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                        And you ...

                        Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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                        • Meestermike
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 2369

                          And just cuz...
                          Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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                          • Meestermike
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 2369

                            In honor of’May the 4th be with you…
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                            Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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