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I had a big date last night so I made sure the resturaunt we went to served oysters. I ate twelve oysters but only six of them worked. AHHHHH NEVERMIND
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I told my 7th wife she was lousy in bed. She grabbed her her purse and headed for the door. I said where you goin'. She said to get a second opinion.If its fun, do itComment
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My 6th wife had big booobs, but one was jus a li'l bigger. She entered the wet T-Shirt contest at Circus Circus. She came in first and thirdIf its fun, do itComment
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My 3rd wife ran off with my best friend. Now I ain't got no dog.If its fun, do itComment
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My Happiest memory of my second wife is when she slammed her fingers in the car door, dat bitch.If its fun, do itComment
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You are one when "My wife claims i have a gambling problem....i bet her 20 bucks, i didn't have one
Make a fewmore today than you made or lost yesterday
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that cartoon is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.mlb 2018 157-110 +42.74 2018
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Agree wiyh gads. Thats a great one.If its fun, do itComment
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Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill peopleIf its fun, do itComment
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My doctor told me I had alzhiemers. I said no problem, I got insurance. Do you mind if I get a second opion. He said let me save you time and and money, you have a tapeworm too.If its fun, do itComment
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LOLComment
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My fourth wife was really beautiful.........but you had to sqint your eyesIf its fun, do itComment
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Thanx for the big ash smile Meester
I went to the dentist about 6 months ago and I only had a dollar. When I left his office I had buck teethIf its fun, do itComment
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I went to the pet store to buy a Jayhawk and they said they didn't have any. I thought to myself, they must be flying off the shelf.
BWAAHAAHAAHAA, *I know, not funny.If its fun, do itComment
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