YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

Thanx for the smile JP

I did ALOT of drugs back in the late 60's and early 70's and my drug of choice was, what ever they gave that put me in that drug induced coma. That chit was the the bomb. I was out like 3 months or more

[joepa66]

Thanx for the smile JP

I did ALOT of drugs back in the late 60's and early 70's and my drug of choice was, what ever they gave that put me in that drug induced coma. That chit was the the bomb. I was out like 3 months or more

LOL....did you even recognize yourself when you woke up!

[yomonte]

I had a tapeworm that hated my guts

[yomonte]

My 7th wife nagged so much she made my coffee nervous

[yomonte]

why did the Flintstones celebrate X-Mas

[yomonte]

I'm afraid of snakes...my doctor says I have reptile disfunction

[Meestermike]

You might be a warlord if this is your ...

[yomonte]

I went ice fishin' for the first time in my life. Did really good, brought home 40 lbs of ice. I ain't boooochiiiiitn', Just ask my brother Anthony

[yomonte]

I went to the doctor last week and he asked me alot of questions like did I have chicken pox when I was a kid and I said no, but I had Donkey Kong if that helps,

[yomonte]

Two fishes were swimming along and bumped into a cement wall. One fish said to the other...DAMM

[yomonte]

A homeless guy came up to me at the metro station and me to help that he was hungry. I asked could you eat yesterdays soup and he said yes. I said cool, come back tomorrow.

[yomonte]

My buddy down in Georgia got busted for having sex with an under age blow up sex doll.

[yomonte]

I have a new pick up line when I go out drinking on the weekend.

"I'm YO, I have $350, wanna go to my place"

[yomonte]

My bud goes to Home Depot to get some 2x4's. Goes straight to the lumber section and tells the guy, I need some 2x4's. The guy says how long do you want them and he says a long time, were gointgto build a house with them. NOLESS

[yomonte]

HOW TO QUIT SMOKING

(35) Jerry Reed - Another Puff - YouTube