YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[Wilson]

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Yo, I'm still with my first wife--am I doing something wrong? lol I think I missed the "multiple wives" summer camp.

Wilson

"All I Do Is Win."

[yomonte]

Wilson, your a riot

The reason the scarecrow on the Wizard of Oz was happy go lucky all the time, cause he didn't have to worry about having a brain toomer.

[Wilson]

YO in da house!!!

Hey buddy! How you been? We need some casino time bro!

[yomonte]

I got an extra room in Vegas for ya 4-2 to 4-4

[yomonte]

My blow up sex doll committed suiside yester day. She took a kanife and cut out her air intake valve. She was right cute and I'm going to miss her.

I ain't booooochiiiiitn

[JB]

If you ever make a bet on one game, and then choose to hedge that bet, but you wind up hedging by making a bet on the wrong game....

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

I have a new pick up line for chicks and it has worked like a charm. Well, it worked on that waitress at the Waffell house when I said "I'd like to give you a hicky on the pusssy lip of your choice. She got all wobbly kneed and in a high pitched voice said, I get off at seven. That line works dude.

YO

[Wilson]

Pick up line

Wow! All I got right now. Yo, you're a genius! :beerbang:

[Meestermike]

You qualify if you can answer this question...

P.S. No disrespect intended.

HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN YOU FIT IN A PAIR OF PANTYHOSE? :surrender: :surrender:

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[Meestermike]

You might be a warlord if

[Meestermike]

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[yomonte]

You might be a warlord if

I do see a beer in that pic and its me holding it. Look at the left top. Ya kinda gotta squint your eyes. But that's me.

YO

[yomonte]

I can't believe my third grade teacher didn't know I was joking when I told her what I wanted to be when I grew up.

[yomonte]

I went to the neighborhood they call little mehico to rent a whore. They say they charge by how long it takes to get to the hospital. For instance, $20 means you got 20 mins to get their so I paid $30 cause I didn't know where the hospital was. God forbid ya get $5 hand jig

[joepa66]

Great to see ya back YO! I tried to phone, but the head nurse said she was too busy earning her title, the wet nurse was donning some sort of scuba gear, while the doctor was trying to stick some type of cage apparatus around you midsection because he misdiagnosed you as having Peyronies Disease. It must have been a huge misunderstanding since you said you had Donkey KONG as a kid.....smh!