YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[joepa66]

If'n you ever told a friend to cash in your winning Vegas sportsbook ticket for you because you were leaving too early to catch the Monday Night game, and he gets his luggage and laptop computer stolen from his car in Vegas and says he will send you the money and you feel like crap for him but still can't wait to get your money........

[Queen]

If you introduce your husband to your friends and say

Thus is my 1st, 3rd, 5th and 6th husband

You might be a dumb warlord

[Kevin]

If you ever received a bottle of jack that had been converted into a hand soap dispenser and there was a note on the outside that said DO NOT DRINK THIS IS HAND SOAP! and you ripped it off without reading it and then licked the dispenser even though the "jack" was syrupy, you are a KING Warlord who I wanna spend every year of my life with in Las Vegas!

[Wilson]

Jack Soap!

Lol, Classic!

[yomonte]

If you ever received a bottle of jack that had been converted into a hand soap dispenser and there was a note on the outside that said DO NOT DRINK THIS IS HAND SOAP! and you ripped it off without reading it and then licked the dispenser even though the "jack" was syrupy, you are a KING Warlord

MAYBE THAT PERSON OPENED UP A PACKAGE, RIPPED THE NOTE OFF AND GOT HIS SHOT GLASS THAT HIS BROTHER BOUGHT HIM IN VEGAS THAT SAID "DRINK UP BITCHES"

I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS CAPTAIN MORGAN SOAP

IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR ON MY EX WIFES GRAVE....DAT BITCH

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE LICKER STORE AND BOUGHT A CHEAP BOTTLE OF WHISKNEY CAUSE ON THE LABEL IT SAID EXTRE SMOOVE, BUT ONCE YOU GOT IT HOME AND TOOK A SWIG AND IT WAS SOW BAD THAT WHEN YOU SWOLLERD IT YOU BLOWD A SNOT BUBBLE

[The Judge]

if you went to the doctor and he said you have a tumor and suffer from diminshia and you replied, didminshia, that's great, for a minute there, I thought I had a tumor.

[yomonte]

IF IN VEGAS YOU AND YOUR BUDDY WENT TO A RESTURANT. YOUR BUDDY ORDERED
HAMBURGER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT AND YOU ORDERED A WAITRESS WITH NOTHING ON IT

YEPPIR

[yomonte]

IF WHEN IN VEGAS, YOU WOKE UP WITH THE SHAKES, BUT IT WASN'T THE SHAKES CAUSE YOU DIDN'T DRINK THE DAY BEFORE. YOU FINALLY FIGURED OUT IT WAS THE JITTERS AND WAS AFRAID IF YOU WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GAMBLE AGAIN, YOUD LOOSE ANOTHER 500 SMACKERS.

[yomonte]

IF YOUR BUDDY CALLED AND SAID PACK YOUR BAGS, WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS AND SAID HIS LAWYER JUST CALLED AND HAD JUS SENT HIM A CHECK FOR HIS INHERITANCE FROM HIS GRANDMA AND YOU ASKED HIM HOW MUCH IS THE CHECK AND HE SAID I DON'T KNOW BUT MY LAWYER SAID IT WAS THREE FIGURES. THEN IT DAWNED ON ME AND I QUIT PACKIN'.

[yomonte]

If you ask if your 7 team parlay ticket is a loser.....
and not one single game is final.....
and 6 of them have not started.....
and 4 of them don't even play till Sunday.....

YOU might be a Warlord!

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO APOLONGISE FOR THAT ONE

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER GOT COT ROBBIN' A PHARMACY CAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR FINGUR PRINTS ON THE NOTE YOU GAVE TO THE CASHIER THAT READ " GIMME ALL YOUR OXY MORONS"

SEE YA IN FIVE YEARS

[Meestermike]

It's March 8th 2016 and your so happy that Peyton finally retired and your just sitting watching NCAAB,NBA,spring MLB & NHL, and seeing spring weather unfold up here in Canada when all of a sudden you start thinking about 'Vegas in October' just as a plane from Sin City comes in to land 'cuz it does every day at this time here in Toronto; YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD !!!

[yomonte]

IFYOU HAD A BUDDY THAT WOKE UP WITH THE SHAKES EVERY MORNING CAUSE HE DRANK ALOT THE NIGHT BEFORE SO HE QUIT DRINKIN'. A MONTH LATER HE STILL HAD THE SHAKE SO HE WENT TO DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM HE HAD LOOSE BONES

[Meestermike]

IF YOU GOT ALL GUSSIED UP TODAY AND MADE YOURSELF MORE HANDSOME THAN USUAL SO THAT YOU CAN ASK A GIRL OUT THAT YOU HAVE SEEN ON THE BUS EVERY DAY FOR OVER 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT SHE TOOK A DIFFERENT ROUTE TODAY. :laughing: