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IF YOU EVER QUIT YOU JOB AND THE BOSS SAID I NEED A TWO WEEK NOTICE AND YOU TOLD HIM IN TWO WEEKS YOU'LL NOTICE I AIN'T BEEN HERE
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WARLORD
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IF YOU EVER LEFT THE BAR DRUNK AND ON YOUR WAY HOME YOU WERE WONDERING WHY ALL THESE TREES WERE SWERVING IN FRONT YOU
DUIIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU OR YOUR SPOUSE EVER TRIED OUT FOR THE USA OLYMPIC POLE DANCING TEAM. MAY I CONGRADULATE YOU
FKN WARLORDSIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE CALL TO YOUR BUD AND IT TOOK OVER 5 SECONDS TO REALIZE YOU PICKED UP THE TV REMOTE AND NOT THE PHONE
GUILTYIf its fun, do itComment
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If your wife ever told you at the breakfast table that she's still hot for you, and your only reply was that's because one of her girls was in her oatmeal.....Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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Happy fourth of July JoePa
IF YOU EVER BOUGHT FIREWORKS FOR FOURTH OF JULY (MORTARS) AND THE FIRST THING THE BOX SAID WAS "FOR OUTDOOR USE ONLY" AND YOU THOUGHT....UH...DO WARLORDS UNDERSTAND THIS.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKENDLast edited by yomonte; 07-30-2015, 02:46 PM.If its fun, do itComment
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IF YOUR DOCTOR CIRCUMSIZED YOU WITH AN AXE
AH NEVERMIND, I STILL GET CHILLS THINKING ABOUT ITIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOUR MOM NAMED YOU MAGILLA WHEN YOU WERE BORN CAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU NEEDED A COUPLE MORE MILLION YEARS TO FINALLY MAKE IT THROUGH THE EVOLUTION PHASE.
I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCEIf its fun, do itComment
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Right back at ya YO!
If you ever was playing 500 rummy and tried to play a heart as part of a diamond royal straight and cheated to go out first, won the game and never fessed up because you are tired of getting your arse kicked by your old lady......Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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IF YOU EVER DRANK SO MUCH TEQUILA THAT YOU HAD THE SHAKES FOR TWO DAYS.
JUS PRATICIN' FOR VEGASIf its fun, do itComment
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HEY MEESTER, YOU CAN GET IN THE BATHROOM ON A SCOOTER REAL EASY, BUT IF YOU GOT THE SHAKES YOU AIN'T NEVER GETTIN' OUT OF THAT BASSARD. SAD THING WAS MY BROTHER COULDN'T HELP ME CAUSE HE HAD THE SHAKES TOO AND DIDN'T CALL FOR HELP FOR TWO HOURS CAUSE HE WAS LAUGHIN' SO HARD.Last edited by yomonte; 07-11-2015, 06:30 AM.If its fun, do itComment
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lol joepa, I'm just now seeing that post
IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE CHAPEL OF LOVE IN LAS VEGAS TO GET MARRIED BUT WHEN YOU GOT THERE YOU WERE BOTH TOO DRUNK TO GET OUT OF THE CAR SO YOU GOT MARRIED AT THE DRIVE-THRUIf its fun, do itComment
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