YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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  • yomonte
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    • Feb 2007
    • 3563

    I ADMIT I NEVER SEEN A BULL, BUT I DID SEE A COW IN 1968

    IT DON'T MATTER, I'M STILL A WARLORD
    If its fun, do it

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    • yomonte
      referee
      • Feb 2007
      • 3563

      IF YOU HAVE THREE BROTHERS AND YOUR MOM SAYS YOUR MY SECOND FAVORITE SON AND YOU ASK HER, WHO'S FIRST AND SHE REPLIES, WELL, THE REST OF THEM ARE ALL TIED FOR FIRST

      WARLORD

      YA'LL KNOW DAMN WELL I AIN'T ....................
      If its fun, do it

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      • yomonte
        referee
        • Feb 2007
        • 3563

        IF YOU NAMED YOUR DOG CATFISH BECAUSE HIS BREATH SMELLED LIKE AN OLD DEAD MUDD CAT.

        WARLORD

        LOL
        If its fun, do it

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        • yomonte
          referee
          • Feb 2007
          • 3563

          IF YOUR S**** STAINS IN YOUR UNERWEAR DON'T FREEZE OVER UNTIL ITS -5 WIND CHILL

          WARLORD
          Last edited by yomonte; 11-19-2014, 12:14 PM.
          If its fun, do it

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          • yomonte
            referee
            • Feb 2007
            • 3563

            IF YOUR MOM IS STILL MAD AT YOU FOR BEING FUKD UP ON THANXGIVIN' AND SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHICH OF MY BOTHERS BROUGHT THE WEED AND WHICH ONE BROUGHT
            THE FIFTH OF WILD TURKEY AND DOESN'T SAY CHIT TO THEM.

            BOOOOOOOCHITN'
            If its fun, do it

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            • yomonte
              referee
              • Feb 2007
              • 3563

              IF YOU QUIT DOING DRUGS BUT ARE SO STONED THAT YOU FORGOT WHICH DRUGS YOU QUIT DOING.

              WARLORD

              DAM SURE WASN'T PERCOCET
              If its fun, do it

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              • yomonte
                referee
                • Feb 2007
                • 3563

                IF YOU ARE WAITING TILL MAY OF 2015 TO GET A HAIRCUT CAUSE THATS WHEN YOU TURN 60 AND GET A SENIOR CITIZENS DISCOUNT AND WILL SAVE $2.00

                WARLORD
                If its fun, do it

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                • yomonte
                  referee
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 3563

                  Originally posted by Meestermike
                  YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU PURCHASE A LAXATIVE PRODUCT AND THERE'S A WARNING LABEL THAT STATES "RECOMMENDED FOR HOME USE ONLY AS MAY CAUSE 'NEST BUILDUP' IN SOME MODELS OF PUBLIC TOILETS"
                  THAT IS ABSOLUTLY FKN WARLORD HILARIOUS
                  Last edited by yomonte; 12-10-2014, 07:51 PM.
                  If its fun, do it

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                  • yomonte
                    referee
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 3563

                    IF YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO THE TENTH GRADE WHEN YOU WERE 21, OLD ENOUGH TO BUY BEER AND ALCOHOL AND YOUR MOM SAYS SHE'S TAKING YOU SHOPPING FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND YOUR THINKING HELL YEAH, HERBS LIQUOR STORE BUT SHE TAKES YOU TO K-MART AND BUYS YOU A SLIDE RULE, DAT BITCH.

                    SHES THE FKN WARLORD

                    BTW, IF I KNEW ABOUT THE G. E. D. PROGRAM, I WOULD HAVE QUIT KINDEGARDEN WHEN I WAS 9
                    If its fun, do it

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                    • yomonte
                      referee
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 3563

                      IF YOU EVER READ THE LABEL WRONG ON THE VIAGRA BOTTLE WHERE IT SAID.... IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION AFTER FOUR HOURS, CALL YOUR DOCTOR AND YOU THOUGHT IT SAID FOUR WEEKS AND THREE WEEKS LATER YOU GOING, JEEZ, DAMMLIT, WHAT THE... SO YOU START TAKING COLD SHOWERS

                      WARLORD NO LESS
                      If its fun, do it

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                      • yomonte
                        referee
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 3563

                        IF YOU CARRY A STOPWATCH AROUND IN YOUR POCKET SO'S YOU CAN TELL HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE YOU QUIT DRINKIN'

                        WARLORD
                        If its fun, do it

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                        • yomonte
                          referee
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 3563

                          IF YOU EVER TOOK A MEDICATION THAT MAY CAUSE YEAST INFECTIONS IN MALES AND TWO MONTHS LATER, WITHOUT WARNING, YOU STARTED DRIPPING YELLOW STUFF OUT YOUR BUNGY BUNG

                          WARLORD
                          If its fun, do it

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                          • yomonte
                            referee
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 3563

                            I'M SORRY BUT BUNGY BUNG HAS A NICE RING TO IT..... LOL
                            Last edited by yomonte; 12-22-2014, 11:23 AM.
                            If its fun, do it

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                            • yomonte
                              referee
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 3563

                              IF YOU WERE FOUND IN A DUMPSTER IN 1931 AND CAN'T REMEBER IF YOU WERE BORN DURING THE DEPRESSION OR PROHIBISHION AND YOU SPENT THE NEXT 39 YEARS IN AN ORPHANAGE AND WAS FINALLY ADOPTED OUT OF A TWO STORY WINDOW

                              I REALLY MISS XMAS
                              If its fun, do it

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                              • yomonte
                                referee
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 3563

                                UNLESS YOU BEEN ADOPTED OUT A TWO STORY WINDOW, YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND.
                                If its fun, do it

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