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IF YOU HAVE THREE BROTHERS AND YOUR MOM SAYS YOUR MY SECOND FAVORITE SON AND YOU ASK HER, WHO'S FIRST AND SHE REPLIES, WELL, THE REST OF THEM ARE ALL TIED FOR FIRST
IF YOUR MOM IS STILL MAD AT YOU FOR BEING FUKD UP ON THANXGIVIN' AND SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHICH OF MY BOTHERS BROUGHT THE WEED AND WHICH ONE BROUGHT
THE FIFTH OF WILD TURKEY AND DOESN'T SAY CHIT TO THEM.
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU PURCHASE A LAXATIVE PRODUCT AND THERE'S A WARNING LABEL THAT STATES "RECOMMENDED FOR HOME USE ONLY AS MAY CAUSE 'NEST BUILDUP' IN SOME MODELS OF PUBLIC TOILETS"
IF YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO THE TENTH GRADE WHEN YOU WERE 21, OLD ENOUGH TO BUY BEER AND ALCOHOL AND YOUR MOM SAYS SHE'S TAKING YOU SHOPPING FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND YOUR THINKING HELL YEAH, HERBS LIQUOR STORE BUT SHE TAKES YOU TO K-MART AND BUYS YOU A SLIDE RULE, DAT BITCH.
SHES THE FKN WARLORD
BTW, IF I KNEW ABOUT THE G. E. D. PROGRAM, I WOULD HAVE QUIT KINDEGARDEN WHEN I WAS 9
IF YOU EVER READ THE LABEL WRONG ON THE VIAGRA BOTTLE WHERE IT SAID.... IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION AFTER FOUR HOURS, CALL YOUR DOCTOR AND YOU THOUGHT IT SAID FOUR WEEKS AND THREE WEEKS LATER YOU GOING, JEEZ, DAMMLIT, WHAT THE... SO YOU START TAKING COLD SHOWERS
IF YOU EVER TOOK A MEDICATION THAT MAY CAUSE YEAST INFECTIONS IN MALES AND TWO MONTHS LATER, WITHOUT WARNING, YOU STARTED DRIPPING YELLOW STUFF OUT YOUR BUNGY BUNG
IF YOU WERE FOUND IN A DUMPSTER IN 1931 AND CAN'T REMEBER IF YOU WERE BORN DURING THE DEPRESSION OR PROHIBISHION AND YOU SPENT THE NEXT 39 YEARS IN AN ORPHANAGE AND WAS FINALLY ADOPTED OUT OF A TWO STORY WINDOW
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