YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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  • FlyersFan
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 12128

    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF ALL YOUR FURNITURE IS AT YOUR NEW PLACE BUT YOU OPT TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR AT YOUR OLD PLACE WITH NO FURNITURE BECAUSE IT HAS CABLE AND YOUR NEW PLACE DOESN'T
    I am the M'bah a'Flyers Fan !

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    • yomonte
      referee
      • Feb 2007
      • 3563

      You know your gettin' old when the dreams you have are reruns.

      Or is it possible......AH NEVERMIND
      If its fun, do it

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      • Kevin
        Red Hot and Rollin'
        • Feb 2007
        • 11674

        You might be a warlord if you're at a christmas bazaar on pain meds, bought 17 bucks worth of stuff, the lady hands you 3 dollars change then you ask her if you paid for the stuff or not.

        True story!

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        • The Mailman
          Moderator
          • Feb 2008
          • 4666

          If you got up at 2am, camped out at Walmart to be first in the door at 6am, then got trampled and killed in an effort to get 1 of the 5 elmo dolls on their newspaper ad for your kid, you might just be a warlord.
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          • The Mailman
            Moderator
            • Feb 2008
            • 4666

            If you kept track of your picks here, had like an 18-48 record against the spread. Emailed us saying that your the 18-48 record posters kid and that your dad had died and you're going to sign up under a new name and post in his honor, all in the name of just trying to get your record reset at 0-0, then you are indeed a warlord, a degenerate, and an *******.
            Last edited by The Mailman; 12-23-2010, 09:43 PM.
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            • Queen
              Moderator
              • Mar 2007
              • 1955

              Originally posted by The Mailman
              If you got up at 2am, camped out at Walmart to be first in the door at 6am, then got trampled and killed in an effort to get 1 of the 5 elmo dolls on their newspaper ad for your kid, you might just be a warlord.

              No way!! You could have thrown them all out of the way. LOL Oh well I forgot those skinny little women could run faster. LOL
              NFL 2-0. Week 1
              Nfl 2-2week 2

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              • Q-Unit
                Offensive Coordinator
                • Feb 2007
                • 5180

                If you're such a badass that when a picks contest asks for a tiebreaker for total combined passing yards from both teams, you say (bleep) it and put the lowest humanly possible number a la "Price is Right" style....

                You just might be a warlord!

                Originally posted by yomonte
                Tie Breaker: 60
                DAAAAAAAAAMN YO, 60 total passing yards?!?! :laughing:

                I think you've just set football back 60 years, to the days before the forward pass was legal.
                Jokes on me when both teams run the ball 50+ each lolol

                :beerbang:
                :hide:

                "Schooly D is fat cake yo."
                -Big Pimpin-

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                • yomonte
                  referee
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 3563

                  IF YOU PUT DOWN 60 ON A COMBINED PASSING YARDS FOR OREGON/AUBURN BUT MEANT TO PUT 60,000

                  YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
                  If its fun, do it

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                  • yomonte
                    referee
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 3563

                    IF YOU THINK THAT ANTHONY PERKINS MIGHT HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE SPOT IN "PSYCHO" IF SAL MINIO WAS STILL ALIVE

                    YEPPIR
                    If its fun, do it

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                    • yomonte
                      referee
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 3563

                      IF IT TAKES YOU A HALF HOUR TO LOOK UP IMBECILE IN THE DICTIONARY

                      YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
                      If its fun, do it

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                      • yomonte
                        referee
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 3563

                        IF YOUR FIRST DATE WITH A GIRL WAS, NAH WHAT YOU WANNA DO, AND SHE SAID LETS GO BOWLING, AND YOU KNEW YOUR AVG WAS 136

                        AH NEVERMIND, IT WASN'T PRETTY
                        If its fun, do it

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                        • yomonte
                          referee
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 3563

                          IF YOU EVER WENT INTO A BARBER SHOP AND ORDERED A CREW CUT AND PICKED A PICTURE OF FRANKRNSTEIN

                          YOUR KIDDEN RIGHT
                          If its fun, do it

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                          • Meestermike
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 2369

                            IF YOU HIDE A LOADED GUN IN YOUR VAGINA YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD PRINCESS :laughing:
                            Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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                            • yomonte
                              referee
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 3563

                              IF YOU EVER QUIT USING THE TERM "I AIN'T JUS A WHISTLIN' DIXIE" CAUSE YOU CAIN'T WHISTLE BUT ONE TIME YOU HAD A BOOGER IN YOUR NOSE AND IT MADE A WHISTLIN' NOISE WHEN YOU BREATHED, AND YOU TRIED AGAIN, BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRIED IT STILL SOUNDED LIKE SOMEBODY PLAYING B FLAT ON THE ACCORDION.

                              YOU JUS MIGHT BE A WARLORD
                              If its fun, do it

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                              • gadfly36
                                Moderator
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 6206

                                you might be a warlord if ... oh s hit i forgot :laughing:
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