YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE AT 8:00 AM TO CELEBRATE GETTING LAID OFF CAUSE THERE WAS LESS STRESS NOT HAVING A JOB AS OPPOSSED TO WORKING WITH THESE AHOLES AND THE LIQUOR STORE DON'T OPEN TILL 10:00

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[joepa66]

You JUST MIGHT Be a Warlord IF:

You are the sideline reporter of the LATech/Hawaii game and at halftime the losing coach tells you they need to score some more touchdowns

AND you reply, but you haven't score any yet!

[FlyersFan]

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU THOUGHT YOU BET 1 UNIT ON YOUR PARLAY BUT IT ACTUALLY WAS 17 UNITS TO WIN 44

[Meestermike]

If you are a Raiders fan you may abso-fackin-lootly be a warlord. :laughing:

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER TOOK A HAT TO THE DRY CLEANERS

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[Kevin]

IF YOU EVER TOOK AN OVER THE COUNTER MEDICATION FOR DIAREAHA AND ONE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS WERE MAY CAUSE DIAREAHA

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

[FlyersFan]

IF YOU ARE SITTING AT A BJ TABLE AND TELL THE DEALER THIS IS THE WORST GAMBLING DAY OF YOUR LIFE, AND SHE SAYS I THOUGHT YOU SAID YESTERDAY WAS....YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD....:beerbang:

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER AT BJ TABLE AND KEPT GETTING 12 AND 13 AND CALLED THE DEALER A BITCH AND SHE SMILED

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

TRUE SORY

NO LESS

[yomonte]

IF YOU FINALLY FOUND A PLACE THAT LETS YOU HAVE A PET BUT YOUR AFRAID THE PUPPY WILL OUT LIVE YOU AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A COPY RIGHT ON THE NAME "MOMBO" AND.....AH NEVERMIND

SUCKS BEING A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER WENT TO A PUB AND PICKED UP A BITCH THAT WHEN YOU GOT HER HOME, YOU HAD TO THROW HER IN THE TUB AND SCRUB HER DOWN WITH COMET

NO LESS

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER TOOK YOUR DOG FOR A WALK AND HE POOPED AND YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A PLASTIC BAG TO REACH DOWN AND PICK IT UP AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE.... AH NEVERMIND

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER ESCAPED FROM PRISON AND USED THE ALIAS OF THE FBI AGENT THAT SENT YOU TO PRISON.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER TOOK MEDICATION FOR AIDS, FULL BLOWN, AND THE ONLY SIDE EFFECT WAS " MAY CAUSE DEATH"

AH NEVER MIND

[yomonte]

IF YOU PAID MORE FOR THE CORK SCREW THAN YOU DID THE WINE, AND IT WAS SCREW TOP....AH...NEVERMIND

[yomonte]

IF YOUR SHORT TERM MEMORY IS SO BAD THAT YOU CANT REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST WHILE YOUR EATING BREAKFAST

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD