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If you wear a stocking cap in a hot room full of plasma tv's you are a warlord with a really bad temper.
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IF YOUR PICK UP LINES TO GET CHICKS WERE FOOTBALL TERMS LIKE "UP THE GUT" AND "PENETRATION" AND "RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE"
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORDIf its fun, do itComment
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If you have love handles and nobody loves you, they are not fkn love handles you ....
fkn warlordIf its fun, do itComment
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IF THE ONLY PERSON THAT LOVES YOU IS YOURSELF
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
IF YOU BURP ON AN ELAVATOR AND PEOPLE THINK YOU FARTED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
Jus knocking the dust off the WARLORD THREADIf its fun, do itComment
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If you pop an ingrown on your thigh and it squirts the ceiling and your laying on your back on the floor two years later playing with your newborn baby and look up at the ceiling and wonder WTF is on the ceiling and then realize it's boil juice and a core, you are definitely a warlord.Comment
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If you wake up in the middle of the night with an enormous boog dancing around in your nostril and you dig and pick it out and stick it to the back of your bedpost cause your too tired to get up and then one year you stick yet another slimer on the back of the bedpost and you knock off a ton of them, like enough to compare to a bowl of corn flakes, you are a lazy warlord.Comment
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If you pull into a gas station and crack a joke with the guy pumping your gas like "how do you get a gay dude to have sex with a chick: **** in her ****" and then the guy working at the gas station turns out to be gay, you are a rude warlord that needs to find a new gas station.Comment
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Or if you tellem,:Whats worst than ants in the pants.....Uncles,.. ah never mine.Either Black or Red...
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If your driving and talking on your cell phone in the express lane doing 45 mph with cars passing on the right of you and cars in back of you trying to get by,AND, you have a Bumper Sticker that says, " Hang Up and Drive A-Hole", you are Definately a WARLORD!!Either Black or Red...Comment
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IF YOU FEEL THAT FOR FOLKS TO BECOME A MAN THEY NEED TO DO A TOUR OF DUTY IN THE ARMED SERVICES OR RINGLING BROS BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRCUS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORDIf its fun, do itComment
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If you complain about the old lady in front of you taking so much freaking time in the checkout line at the grocery store, and the express self-checkout lane is open but you're too afraid you'd screw it up so you him and haw and sigh out loud........Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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