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If your on the pot and say" Here I sit broken hearted tried to **** but only farted", your on OLD constipated Warlord...... in need of METAMUCIL, (original texture of course), the 50+ warlord drink!
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If you ban your family from shopping at Wal-Mart cause 99.9% of the **** they sell is made in/ from China, you my friend are a true American Warlord!!Last edited by Lucky Strikes; 07-03-2008, 07:23 PM.Either Black or Red...
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If you get pissed at the fans and media for asking you every year when you're going to retire, and then tell them you're having fun even if your team loses 10 games by 12-13 points each that they were "close" to winning......you might be a warlord!Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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If you don't open up the oil reserves or commit to drilling at home for oil because the price of oil skyrocketing lines your pockets because you're a Texas oilman....you might be a warlord!Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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If you ever told a woman that your name was B.J. Titzengolf, after the 3 things you cherish the most in life.....you might be a warlord!Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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IF YOU CAN GET AMERICANS TO VOTE FOR YOU, JUST BY USING THE WORD: CHANGE.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD!Comment
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If you farted and somebody told you it was the only point in their life they wished they were seated next to a smoker......you are a WARLORD....:beerbang:I am the M'bah a'Flyers Fan !Comment
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Hey.....I resemble that remark......lmao
If you SCREAM
PANTHER CHASE BEAR INTO WOOD
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HOW IS COWBOY GOING TO CHASE EAGLE
and that is how you cap games and then put 44K on them......
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORDIf it ain't fun, don't do it!Comment
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If you SCREAM
I TOLD YOU...COME RAIN SLEET SNOW OR SUN BET PURDUE OVER just cuz there are two TD's in the first minute just to watch the under tickets be cashed about 3 hours later
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!If it ain't fun, don't do it!Comment
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IF YOU WAKE UP ON SATURDAY AND DRINK A BLOODY MARY AND SAID, DAMN THESE TASTE GOOD SO YOU ORDERED ANOTHER, AND THEN ANOTHER AND AFTER THE FOURTH ONE YOUR ASS MUSCLES QUIT WORKIN
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORDIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU GO O VEGAS AND WIN WIN WIN EVERYTHING BUT THE ONLY THING YOU CAME HOME WITH IS THE SHAKES FROM DRINKING EVERY WAKING MOMENT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORDIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU EVER GOT KICKED OUT OF CIRCUS CIRCUS FOR ASKING A 90 YEAR OLD WOMAN FOR A PITY FVCK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORDLast edited by yomonte; 12-10-2014, 08:30 PM.If its fun, do itComment
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If you go to Vegas looking for Elvis to marry you, you might be a redneck warlord.
Who loves ya babyNFL 2-0. Week 1
Nfl 2-2week 2Comment
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If you go to Vegas and eat Tai food and your ******* burns 4 days later, you are a warlord with serious digestive problems.Comment
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If you bet 400 dollars on unlv in overtime at +250 after having beers all day, you are 1 of 2 warlordsComment
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