YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[Billy Barooooooo]

If you ever got pulled over for speeding and the cop takes your information and tells you he will be back!!!! When you noticed his partner on the passenger side checking out your car with his flashlight and your thinking what the hell! He than returns and yells out your name like he knows you and tells you he is letting you go cause you have a Ron Paul bumper sticker in the window and a magnet on the bumper. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!! Than you stick out your hand to thank him and he says "Don't thank me I want to give you a ticket!!!! Its my partner who is the RON PAUL SUPPORTER who told me to let you go off............You might be a RON PAUL WARLORD!!!!!!:thumbs:

[yomonte]

If You Ever Took A Weeks Vacation And All You Wanted To Do Is Get Drunk Twice A Day And Play Freerolls At Absolute And You Only Bought A Case Of Beer And A Fifth Of Bacardi And It Only Lasted Two Days, Now You Got To Bathe To Go Into Town And Get Another Case Of Beer And A Fifth Of Bacardi

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[yomonte]

If All You Did On Your Vacation Was Get Drunk, Sleep For Four Hours, Get Up And Get Drunk Again, Sleep For Four Hours And While Awake Only Watched Sports Related Shows And In Your Mind You Think JB Would Do The Same Thing And On You Last Day Of Vacation Your Ole Lady Says, I Can't Believe All You Did Was Sit There And Drink 24-7, And Your Reply Was "you Think That **** Was Easy, You Try It"

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[Kevin]

If you are totally flunking out of classes because you haven't attended for several weeks but blame it on the instructors and your live-in girlfriend who won't let you study - you might be a warlord.

OR that GF has some damn good punanny!

[yomonte]

If Your Flunking Classes Cause Your Girlfreind Says You Love School More Than Her So You Spend More Time With Her

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[yomonte]

If Your So Old That When You Throw Back A Shot Of Bacardi And Three Vertabrea Crack

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[NittanyLions94]

I think this might be my first submission so if I'm way off base, throw me the hell outta here:

If you post plays and they lose and you leave them off your record by calling them "testers" you might just be a warlord.

[yomonte]

If QN Has A Better Record In Any Sport Than You Do

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[homedawg]

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[yomonte]

If You See A Nut Bra In Your NEAR Future

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[yomonte]

If Your Football Career Was Ended Cause You Tore Your Acl In A School Musical

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[yomonte]

I'm Sorry

[yomonte]

If Your Still Trying To Collect The Reward For Finding Amy Winehouse' Ass

You Just Might Be A Warlord

[yomonte]

If You Ask Your Boss For A Day Off To Attend Your Moms Parole Hearing

You Just Might Be A ....whats The Word I'm Looking For

[yomonte]

I Apologise