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THREE THOUGHTS
Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they
quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work
in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA
scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a
pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on
almost any surface including glass and at temperatures
ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.
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Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for
over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
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Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment.
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Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they
quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work
in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA
scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a
pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on
almost any surface including glass and at temperatures
ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.
__________________________________________________
Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for
over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
__________________________________________________ ________
Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment.
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