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A baby seal walks into a club
get it LOL,,,,,,took me about 3 seconds
get it LOL,,,,,,took me about 3 seconds
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What do polish women and hockey goalies have in common?
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Hey Kevin I finally got that one.
A ham sammich (notice I cain't spell ham) any way. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here. no less
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never end a sentence with a proposition
what ever
edited for spellingLast edited by yomonte; 07-20-2012, 10:42 PM.If its fun, do itComment
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Guy in Oregon calls a retired game warden about a bear on his roof. Game warden shows up with a ladder, baseball bat, an old scarred up dog and a shotgun.
"What'd ya bring all that stuff for?" asks the home owner.
"First, I'll put the ladder up to your house," said the game warden. "Then I'll climb up with the baseball bat and knock the bear off your roof. When he falls to the ground the dog will subdue the bear by biting him and holding onto the bear's nuts firmly."
"Oh," replied the home owner, "and the shotgun?"
To wit the game warden answered, "If I happen to fall off the roof first, shoot that damn dog!"Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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OK we're talking 4 seconds. Had to read it twist, but still fkn funnyIf its fun, do itComment
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Why do you need to wear rubber boots when its raining cats and dogs.
You might step in a poodle.
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A little boy walks to his parents bedroom in the middle of the night and the door is cracked open. he peers inside, shakes his head, and say as he walks away: "and she gets mad at me when I suck my thumb".Comment
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