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  • yomonte
    referee
    • Feb 2007
    • 3563

    Joke of the day

    A baby seal walks into a club



















    get it LOL,,,,,,took me about 3 seconds
    If its fun, do it
  • Kevin
    Red Hot and Rollin'
    • Feb 2007
    • 11673

    #2
    What do polish women and hockey goalies have in common?

    They both change their pads after 3 periods!

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    • yomonte
      referee
      • Feb 2007
      • 3563

      #3
      Hey Kevin I finally got that one.

      A ham sammich (notice I cain't spell ham) any way. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here. no less






















      I ain't booooooooshiiiiitn
      If its fun, do it

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      • yomonte
        referee
        • Feb 2007
        • 3563

        #4
        never end a sentence with a proposition

        what ever

        edited for spelling
        Last edited by yomonte; 07-20-2012, 10:42 PM.
        If its fun, do it

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        • joepa66
          MOD Squad
          • Mar 2007
          • 24827

          #5
          Guy in Oregon calls a retired game warden about a bear on his roof. Game warden shows up with a ladder, baseball bat, an old scarred up dog and a shotgun.

          "What'd ya bring all that stuff for?" asks the home owner.

          "First, I'll put the ladder up to your house," said the game warden. "Then I'll climb up with the baseball bat and knock the bear off your roof. When he falls to the ground the dog will subdue the bear by biting him and holding onto the bear's nuts firmly."

          "Oh," replied the home owner, "and the shotgun?"

          To wit the game warden answered, "If I happen to fall off the roof first, shoot that damn dog!"
          Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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          • yomonte
            referee
            • Feb 2007
            • 3563

            #6
            OK we're talking 4 seconds. Had to read it twist, but still fkn funny
            If its fun, do it

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            • yomonte
              referee
              • Feb 2007
              • 3563

              #7
              Why do you need to wear rubber boots when its raining cats and dogs.

              You might step in a poodle.

              I know, not funny
              If its fun, do it

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              • Guest

                #8
                A little boy walks to his parents bedroom in the middle of the night and the door is cracked open. he peers inside, shakes his head, and say as he walks away: "and she gets mad at me when I suck my thumb".

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                • edpierce
                  Newbie
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kevin
                  What do polish women and hockey goalies have in common?

                  They both change their pads after 3 periods!
                  Now that's just disgusting! I love it!!

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