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You Just Might Be a Catholic
- 03-19-2007, 12:52 PM
If Your Mom Has An Autographed Picture Of Jesus With A Certificate Of Authenticity In The Den
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If The First Time You Ever Got Drunk And You Were 14 And You Drank Jack Daniels With A Splash Of Holy Water
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If Both Your Parents Agreed That Your Confimation Name Should Be Judas
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Went To Confession For The First Time At Age 6 And Made Up Lies Just So Your Penacne Would Be Two Hail Mary's, Three Our Fathers And Four Glory Glories
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If Your A Girl And Had Sex With More Than Twenty Guys By Age 14
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If Your Parents Gave You A Quarter For When They Passed The Basket And Baby Ruths Were Only 5 Cents And Were As Big As A Pecan Nut Log At Stuckeys And Every Monday You Had Five Of Them Cause You Never Put The Quarter In
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If The Only Reason You Believe In Jesus Cause You Saw Him July 4th 1969 Whe You Did Those Three Hits Of Purple Microdot
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If Jesus Looked Just Like The Over One Hundred Pictures Your Mom Had In Her House
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Have More Pictures Of Jesus In You House Than Your Children
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Pray More Than The Pope
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Ever Went To A Baptist Church On A Boyscout Outing And Didn't Have To Kneel Sit Stand, Kneel Sit Stand And Thought, Why Couldn't I Be A Baptist
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Had To Shine Your Shoes Every Sunday Without Fail To Go To Church And Got Home And Went To Play Football And Didn't Change Into Your Converse Tennis Shoes Cause You Had The Best Looking Shoes On The Field
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Did Three Hits Of Purple Microdot And Still Hoping To See God When You Have Flashbacks
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Ever Went To Parochial School And The Nun That Was Teaching Second Grade Could Hit You With A Ruler And Give You Two Black Eyes, Bust Your Nose And Give You A Fat Lip In One Swing
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Go To Church More Than 7 Times A Week
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Say God And/or Jesus Atleast 20 Times A Day And Say God Dammit 40 Times A Day
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Ever Got Expelled From The Third Grade For Saying God Dammit And Your Parents Asked You Where Did You Learn That And You Said "from You" And They Beat You Even Harder
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Go Into A Liquor Store And See Your Buddies And Act Like You Don't Know Them
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Say The Rosary More Than Once A Decade
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If You Even Own A Rosary
You Just Might Be A Catholic
If Your Parents Drag You To Church At 11:00 At Night On Christmans Eve
You Just Might Be A Catholic