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Subject: DONT FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
Don't forget to mark your calenders. As you may already know, it is a sin
for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit
suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its
okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all
American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further >>> proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your >>> participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.. If you don't send this to at
least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are
in the position of posing as a national threat.
Don't forget to mark your calenders. As you may already know, it is a sin
for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit
suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its
okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all
American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further >>> proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your >>> participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.. If you don't send this to at
least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are
in the position of posing as a national threat.
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