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I am sure most have seen this one but it is pretty good:beer2:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
> attractive woman waving at
> >>> him. She says hello. He's rather taken
> back because he can't place where
> >>> he knows her from. So he says, "Do you
> know me?" To which she replies,
> >>> "I think you're the father of one of
> my kids."
> >>>
> >>> Now his mind travels back to the only time he
> has ever been unfaithful
> >>> to his wife and says, "My God, are you
> the stripper from my bachelor
> >>> party that I made love to on the pool table
> with all my buddies watching
> >>> while your partner whipped my butt with wet
> celery???" She looks into
> >>> his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
> your son's teacher."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
> attractive woman waving at
> >>> him. She says hello. He's rather taken
> back because he can't place where
> >>> he knows her from. So he says, "Do you
> know me?" To which she replies,
> >>> "I think you're the father of one of
> my kids."
> >>>
> >>> Now his mind travels back to the only time he
> has ever been unfaithful
> >>> to his wife and says, "My God, are you
> the stripper from my bachelor
> >>> party that I made love to on the pool table
> with all my buddies watching
> >>> while your partner whipped my butt with wet
> celery???" She looks into
> >>> his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
> your son's teacher."
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