Mental Picture!

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Some one actually did this years ago and I thought it would be kind of fun to try it again. I know the mental picture I had of Birdsfan turned out to be way off!!
Sorry BF I put a few years on ya!! LMAO! I'm also guessing Joepa really doesn't have glasses that thick!!! LMAO!

I'll start with my name's Mark I'm 6'1" and weigh 240. My head is shaved due the fact that I am falically challenged. I'm 42 been married for 16 years and have a 16 yld daughter and a 13 yld son. My daughter is getting ready to go to Heidelberg College for her Sr year of High School and my son is going to state next week to compete in a spelling bee! He already won the 3 county competition and didn't study for it!! Not sure where they got their smarts from! Ya know their good looks just had to come from me! Yeah right!! Enough about me!

[bigbag12]

200 lbs 6 ft tall

Will be 38 in april(april fools days actually,insert all jokes here and now)

married 14 yrs.

2 kids 10 yr old son, 5 yr old daughter

went to texas a and m univ.

[birdsfan5]

LMAO Shorts I think me going gray at 22 is what put that picture in your head. Another thing is I find myself at the turf club all the time where the avg age is 65 that may have screwed your picture up. How did your kids get that smart must be your wife LMAO. I am 5'10 255.

[xHeroOfTheDayx]

My name's Don

6'5", 208lbs. 20 yrs old.

I'v had the same girlfriend for 2 yrs

Own my own roofing business with my father

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I'm seeing a trend here!

That's it Birdsfan!! LMAO!

I am seeing a trend here though.....we all need to go on a damn diet so far!!!
LMFAO!! Don't touch my Strohs...Tried Strohs light and found out I could drink twice as many!!

[birdsfan5]

That's it Birdsfan!! LMAO!

I am seeing a trend here though.....we all need to go on a damn diet so far!!!
LMFAO!! Don't touch my Strohs...Tried Strohs light and found out I could drink twice as many!!

LMAO it is that drinking that gets me everytime I try a diet.:beerbang:

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You know it BF!!

LMAO Birdsfan! I have never been able to get myself to give up the beer! Tried doing the liquor thing but I kept returning things I never stole!! LMAO!

[joepa66]

6' 174#
no glasses
no huge nose, just a pointy Irish one
getting a couple of grays here and there on sides
straight brown hair
daughter is senior in high school
son is a freshman
wife is an older than me redhead....LMAO by a whole 11 days
People think I'm 34....:beerbang:
I'm looking for no strings attached fun or a friend with benefits...oh wait, that's the other site....LMFAO:nuts:

[shorts]

174

174# showoff! Just had to show us up ya skinny lill bassard!! LMAO!!
I was closer on yours then I was on Birdsfan! Poor guy I added about
20 years to him!!:drunk:

[Silver & Black]

name is Mark
No Hair - partially my choice - was blonde at one time
5-11 200
Dirty Martini w/3 olives and a cigar :thumbs:
2 year old Maltese
age - 46
Married 25 years May1st
Joepa...got you beat, you're 11 days, I'm 13.....years
3 daughters
8 grandkids
3 great-grand kids (yes I'm only 46, I started early)
VP for plumbing contractor
Live in mountains outside of San Diego
Hope to retire to No-Where Iowa in a few years

[wsox08]

name: Matt
6' 175 lbs
20 years old
brown hair
no kids
Have had same gf for about a year and a half
student

[homedawg]

Bob 41yr old German
6'1" 270lbs
Brn Eyes, Brn Hair; Shaved (Due To The Excessive Receding Hair Line)
Mustache & goatee
1 Wife
2 Girls (14 & 15)
2 Female German Shepherds
1 Female Cat


House Full Of Bitches.... :nuts:


:drunk:

[shorts]

Lmao!

LMAO HD! Looks like another trend! We the members of the No Hair for Men Club! Myself, S&B and HD have got it started!

Homedog how can you take it with that many females in the house!! I just have 2 and they can drive me and the boy nuts!!!!!

[Fish2006]

Aaron, 34
5' 11", 213 and dropping (just started new exercise regimen)
#2 buzz cut (tyler durden style)
1 current wife, 1 former wife
Girl, 10; Boy, 5

Work in IT consulting as my day job, help run all these damn websites at night :nuts: . I commute 1 hour 20 minutes each way, and spend a little time dabbling in stock options before I realized that they take more time to trade and manage than my real day job does, but at a much lower rate of profit.

I am the cheapest bastard you will ever meet, most of the time, unless I am celebrating something, drunk, or feeling generous in a given day.

[homedawg]

Homedog how can you take it with that many females in the house!! I just have 2 and they can drive me and the boy nuts!!!!!

:guzzle: