Mental Picture!

[BUNK MORELAND]

Name : John
Hometown : About 30 minutes northwest of Pittsburgh (small town named Monaca) *Famous Alum* - Brad Davis - Dallas Mavericks guard 80's
Height : 5'10"
Weight : 208 (last time i checked)
Hair : Brown (kinda receding a little but nothing major)
Single : Just started dating a girl last August
Children : None that i know of
Siblings : Two sisters . one lives in Charlotte,NC one lives in Jacksonville FL
Parents : I got a DEGO mother and a POLLOCK father - played baseball minor leagues CLE INDIANS
College : Went to Clarion University never finished
Job : Appraisal Recruiter
Drink : Just about anything



Funny Story : In fourth grade I used to steal the teachers football poll off his desk and fill it out before he even got a chance to look at it. In sixth grade they had a "Most Likely" Award Ceremony. Some got "Most Likely to Succeed", "Most likely to find a cure for cancer" .. No Lie , THEY VOTED ME :

"MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A BOOKIE"

[shorts]

Ok Willi!

Ok Willi! I'll bite...what the hells an Appraisal Recruiter? You make that up!!
Just kiddin!

Ya know I'd of never guessed Nigel to be a divorce lawyer! Making mental note...! LMAO! If she get's 1/2 the house can I take a chainsaw and....

[Horfin]

4 ft 9, 280
Mullet with artificial blond tips
three earings left ear.
one earing right ear
nail tongue peirce
Male exotic dancer
wife: 5'10 blond
4 kids (2 might be mine)


Horfin:beer2:

[BUNK MORELAND]

Ok Willi! I'll bite...what the hells an Appraisal Recruiter? You make that up!!
Just kiddin!

Ya know I'd of never guessed Nigel to be a divorce lawyer! Making mental note...! LMAO! If she get's 1/2 the house can I take a chainsaw and....

I work for an appraisal management compnay ...


I recruit appraisers for banks and lending institutions.

[shorts]

Ah I get it!!

Ah I see said the blind man!! Had me wonderin there for a minute Willi!

LMFAO Horfin!! Now come on somebody has got to have a picture to go with Horfin's description!!!

[yomonte]

Oh me next

51
5'9"
Weighed 145 since the 60's till I got a 20 lb beer gut. I loves my beer.

Left Atlanta in 91' cause you could'nt walk down the street in the daytime. Live in the Shenandoah Valley since 93'. Mountain range on both sides of me (Massunuttin and Blue Ridge) with the shenandoah river running right thru the middle of it. Kinda like Vegas, you can get out in the country and walk down the road with a beer in your hand. Lots to do in the summer.

Been with the same woman since 94'. I tell her I love her but really want to say I'm leaving ya.

My job sucks, always has and always will

I hit 64% in MLB all the time. If ya don't believe me, just ask me LOL

[Rothko]

Real name is John Linderman
Nickname is Togi...the g is pronounced like a j...been called this all my life!
Got the name from Tojo Yamamoto, the professional wrestler! LOL!

35
5'8" and 195 pounds...built like a tank! LOL!
Full head of hair but mostly gray
Never married but date heavily...seems the womens don't like all the boozing, card playing and constant gambling on anything that will move!
No pets but want a bloodhound!

I live near Chickamauga Park (Georgia), which is the home of "green eyes" and devil worshipers! LOL!

I play golf and recently started playing tennis!

I've owned a business of some sort ever since I was 18 years old! I have owned a furniture business and a mattress store! I currently work in my courier business which delivers to 8 hospitals in Chattanooga and other surrounding doctor's offices and medical buildings!

I have been gambling since I was 16! I'm not very good but I love the action! I never watch basketball or baseball but LOVE betting on them! To me, checking the computer at night is just as much fun as going to a game!

I love the Braves!
I really fckn loooove my Georgia Bulldogs! :thumbs:

I listen to every kind of music you can think of...from Miles Davis to Anne Murray! LOL! My two favorite artists at the moment are Ryan Adams and My Morning Jacket!

I read Hunter S Thompson and Jim Harrison!

Huge movie buff! Anything mafia gets me hard! LOL! I went and saw Zodiac last night, and despite it being 2.5 hours long, was an excellent movie!

I am a Democrat! LOL! Okay, I'll just stop right there.....

I drink Jack Daniels and Crown Royal straight, or with some ice! LOL!
I drink Coors Light because I DO NOT BELIEVE IN IMPORT BEERS! I drink to get relaxed, buzzed or drunk! I don't sip for the enjoyment...it's a waste of time!

My favorite food is Mexican or Italian! I could eat pizza everyday, though! :thumbs:

I smoke Marlboro Lights cause I'm cool like that....

Drugs are long gone, but I do enjoy an occasional hydrocodone (for my back, of course!)

I drive a Chevrolet Silverado 1500 V8! It's a gas guzzling fcker! LOL!

I believe in one love for everyone! I believe in peace and the pursuit of happiness! I believe in helping those in need! I believe in kharma and that death come in 3's! I think parents should whip their kids and that a bible should be in ever classroom! Whether you believe or not, there are some good lessons in that book!

I lost my father 5 years ago and I miss him everyday! Take my advice, call your dad every day! We are never promised tomorrow!

I think that's all, except that I'm hung like a mule! LMAOOOOOO!

[Meestermike]

LMFAO Horfin!! Now come on somebody has got to have a picture to go with Horfin's description!!!

I'll start w/ this one

we next have...

[Meestermike]

LMFAO Horfin!! Now come on somebody has got to have a picture to go with Horfin's description!!!

damn server only lets me put up 2 at a time...

Onward we go


and as well we have

[Meestermike]

LMFAO Horfin!! Now come on somebody has got to have a picture to go with Horfin's description!!!

His 1st exotic dancer Audition promo photo...


And finally

[birdsfan5]

LMAO Mike that stuff is great:beerbang:

[shorts]

Thats good!

Good stuff there Mike!! LMAO!!

[snowman]

steve age 43, i live just acrooss the river from laughlin. i over see 3 sportsbooks in laughlin. i have 1 ex-wife,1 current wife, dawn, 3 stepdaughters ages 11,7,4. and a daughter from my own gene pull, now thats scarey. her name is brooklyn, she is my pride and joy. brooke is 6 1/2 months old.
hometown massillon, ohio- the home of high school football.
i do not smoke, but i do drink on occasions.
i enjoy playing poker and betting sports. the main sport i bet is nascar.

[NevadaJay]

steve age 43, i live just acrooss the river from laughlin. i over see 3 sportsbooks in laughlin. i have 1 ex-wife,1 current wife, dawn, 3 stepdaughters ages 11,7,4. and a daughter from my own gene pull, now thats scarey. her name is brooklyn, she is my pride and joy. brooke is 6 1/2 months old.
hometown massillon, ohio- the home of high school football.
i do not smoke, but i do drink on occasions.
i enjoy playing poker and betting sports. the main sport i bet is nascar.

Steve - you lucky man. I was out your way in January looking to buy some land in or around Dolan Springs or Kingman, but didn't pull the trigger. The weather is fantastic out that way, and I want to retire there one day...if you're readin', you like it out there and would you recommend the place? Laughlin sure has grown in the past 10 yrs or so...I love the 'Belle and Pioneer...

[Underdog88]

The Shins, The Arcade Fire, The Decemberists and Sufjan Stevens...most have probably never heard of any of them.

Similar taste in music Nigel- I've had Neon Bible playing since it came out, saw the Decemberists & Arcade Fire last year...may I recommend Tapes & Tapes to you..... I'll bite as well


First name: Dave

Age: 27 yrs old

6'3" 235 dark hair (some grays popping up) & a 5 o'clock shadow

I'm currently engaged to a beautiful redhead whom I've been with for 8 yrs & known since we were 3. She's half Italian/half Irish & every bit as fiery as that mix would indicate LoL. No children yet....

Born & raised in Buffalo, blue collar die hard Bills fan (best childhood memory was attending the 1990 Championship game blowout with my father, who passed on his love of sports). Also a Sabres & Yankees (Donny baseball is my favorite baseball player) fan....played basketball & baseball, always wore #23...

Interests: I enjoy a variety of music, & am constantly looking for new bands. I have a vinyl collection- my prized record is a first pressing of Nirvana "Bleach"- only 1,000 were made...currently on a Tom Waits kick. I pretty much breathe sports & music.

Aside from sports gambling, I enjoy poker in every form...been playing cards since 9th grade, if there is a cash game around chances are I'll sniff it out.

Favorite drink: Captain & Coke. Fave shot John Daniels (when you know him as well as i do....). I am also into homebrewing, as I can make 10 gallons of tasty dark stout @ 10% alc. for around $35. I probably drink too much, but hell I'm thirsty....I also enjoy homegrown horticulture & it's benefits:beer2:

I have a job I hate, but am given enough freedom to keep me there...