Woman in Jerusalem claims to be 120

[Kevin]

Woman Applying for ID Says She's 120 - AOL News

[yomonte]

I had an affair with a woman in Jerusalem 140 years ago. Damn, she could be my daughter. Jeruselem women are easy. Well they were 140 years ago

[Queen]

You sure that's not your favorite cocktail waitress from Vegas??? :laughing: :beerbang:

[homedawg]

No teeth?

[Jerbeek]

Yeah, what was that comment YO?. "She looks pretty good for her age" or something like that.

[homedawg]

Yeah, what was that comment YO?. "She looks pretty good for her age" or something like that.

They ALL look good under the influence! :drunk: Don' forget to, kick'em to the curb before you go to sleep! ... :hide:

[Larry]

Yeah, what was that comment YO?. "She looks pretty good for her age" or something like that.

I believe it was more like "At my age you look good":laughing:

[Kevin]

I'd hit it!

[yomonte]

Whenyou get my age, **** like that looks good. She looked like she was mummified. Her wrinkles had wrinkles

[joepa66]

Somebody needs to ask her if she can verify the likenesses of Christ that we have on the cross, in pictures, etc. She's so old there's no doubt she knew him or at least saw him.....:laughing:

[Queen]

Good thing she's not from the US or she would be applying for back pay for Social Security. Man what a check. :laughing: