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This is a contract that states you will be giving me a BJ, and perhaps a teabag... priceless!可你住在有趣的时代 - May you live in interesting times.
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Without crying...Comment
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a "suck me" smiley.
Nice touch HD.
LMAO.Comment
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unfortunately....that smiley applies alot more.
And I'm not even married yet!!
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Dude, if she wont swallow pre marriage, call it off! You chance of getting her to swallow your "baby seed" is very low.
If she is dumb, just tell her thats how you get pregnant.可你住在有趣的时代 - May you live in interesting times.
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Chicks love getting painted. You just have to give them the 'trust me honey, this is really hot...I've seen it a bunch of times in all the pornos'.If a guy doesn't have any gamble in him, he ain't worth a crap - Evel Knievel
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your right, once you drop the porno line, chicks are all for that ****!
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Knew a guy in college that used to get laid more than the rest of us....his pickup line, simple and direct:
"Hey, do you wanna f@#k or do I owe you an apology!"
Man if we said what we were really thinking, I've gotta feeling that there would be alot more boyscouts in the world...LMFAO
Circle jerk time:huddle:Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:Comment
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easiest way to get laid in coolege, was to go up to women right at last call,tap her on the shoulder and say ok come on time to go home.
i swear, you always got this strange look for 3 seconds, then a big smile and a OK lets go. worked 9 out of 10 times.
note though, it was always better to go to her house, as you did not want her waking up at your and having her know where you live.Comment
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