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  • joepa66
    MOD Squad
    • Mar 2007
    • 24840

    OVEN MITT & JoePa's Basketball Joke Section

    OVEN MITT YTD: 26 - 28
    3/4: 0 - 1

    I guess desperate times call for desperate measures....WTF is he thinking?! :dunno:

    "DEFINITELY"
    PENN STATE +17.5
    @ Wisconsin



    JOEPA'S UPDATED YTD: 117 - 112 - 2
    UNITS: -13.75
    3/4: 1 - 4
    MAC: 29 - 19 (1-2 lastnight but Kent won!)


    RICHMOND -3 vs. Fordham
    TEMPLE -5 vs. Duquesne
    AUBURN -3 vs. Georgia
    HOUSTON -7.5 vs. Central Florida


    BOL to everyone.....I've got radio to to! Be ready Dananderson, Vaz, and Whaleydog!:thumbs:
    Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:
  • PhillyFan3
    Philly Phanatic
    • Mar 2007
    • 2481

    #2
    gl tonight JOEPA... Flashes played some greta D last night, though it was ugly a win is a win...Al Fisher, btw, went to the high school that played in the christmas tourney in which the team my dad coaches at hosts and I mean I saw him a couple years ago there but he is one hell of a player!
    To A Phillies World Series :beerbang:

    Flyers and Eagles --- its your turn:beerbang:

    1 unit=25 dollars
    2 units=50, etc.. and so on

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    • bigmoe
      Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 499

      #3
      Good luck JoePa. Love Richmond.
      NBA: 9-15, 31%
      NCAA CBB: 119-76, 61%
      MLB: 21-18, +10.47 UNITS
      NFL PRESEASON: 14-6
      NFL REG. SEASON: 51-34, 60%
      TOTALS: 1-3, 25%
      PLAYOFFS: 4-1
      NFL OVERALL: 68-44, 61%

      NCAA FOOTBALL:
      SIDES: 102-68, 60%
      BOWLS: 16-13
      TOTALS: 0-0



      Favorite teams:
      NCAAF: Purdue
      NCAABB: Purdue
      NFL: Tampa Bay
      NBA: Orlando Magic
      MLB: Cubbies

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      • vazman05
        Senior Member
        • Feb 2007
        • 3049

        #4
        Thanks JOE!

        Gl today.... how about them bulls!:beerbang:

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        • dananderson32
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2007
          • 2748

          #5
          UB BULLSSSSSSSSSSSSS.............now if only they stopped licking the basketball players balls and decided to plow the parking lots for commuter students that be a great gift........oh sorry for going off in your thread joepa ill be listening
          ****all plays 4.4 units to win 4 units unless otherwise noted****

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          • vazman05
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2007
            • 3049

            #6
            lol... i dont think its just UB... i live in lancaster and my streets werent shoveled either.... dan what gives man

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            • dananderson32
              Senior Member
              • Feb 2007
              • 2748

              #7
              Originally posted by vazman05
              lol... i dont think its just UB... i live in lancaster and my streets werent shoveled either.... dan what gives man
              damn lancaster thats gotta be a long commute.......i live farther down sweet home, a little farther from the high school........so it takes me 3-5 minutes to get to school
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              • vazman05
                Senior Member
                • Feb 2007
                • 3049

                #8
                Originally posted by dananderson32
                damn lancaster thats gotta be a long commute.......i live farther down sweet home, a little farther from the high school........so it takes me 3-5 minutes to get to school

                25 min on a good day...today....40 minutes lol

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                • dananderson32
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 2748

                  #9
                  grilled chicken sandwich and an ice tea at wendys you had for dinner .........hmmmmm.......you know the shovel man is listening..............woooooooooooooooooooo the shout out !!!!! i heard it woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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                  • vazman05
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 3049

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dananderson32
                    grilled chicken sandwich and an ice tea at wendys you had for dinner .........hmmmmm.......you know the shovel man is listening..............woooooooooooooooooooo the shout out !!!!! i heard it woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

                    :beerbang:

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                    • Whaleydog
                      Degenerate
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 874

                      #11
                      Nice Shout out Joepa.......How did you know we didn't know the starting lineup for sugercreek:thumbs:




                      Catchy last name for Kevin:thumbs:

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                      • joepa66
                        MOD Squad
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 24840

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dananderson32
                        grilled chicken sandwich and an ice tea at wendys you had for dinner .........hmmmmm.......you know the shovel man is listening..............woooooooooooooooooooo the shout out !!!!! i heard it woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
                        The funny thing is.....we have a spot sponsored by a local realty company called "Make the Call" and we tell them the referees names. We didn't have any of their names lastnight so I was prepared to give them you guys' names instead.......who would have known! LMAO
                        :laughing:
                        Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                        • joepa66
                          MOD Squad
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 24840

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Whaleydog
                          Nice Shout out Joepa.......How did you know we didn't know the starting lineup for sugercreek:thumbs: Catchy last name for Kevin:thumbs:

                          AWESOME....you guys were listening! :thumbs:
                          Just a hunch on my part that you wouldn't know any of the amish or mennonite players names....but if you would have guessed Gerber you'd have been right several times....LMAO.
                          AND....how about that "plug" for Predictem with a nice pronunciation of Kevin's "last last name"....sounds like Predictem, but his last name is Predicten!


                          :thumbs: :laughing:


                          THEY WON....so I'll be at it again on Saturday....gametime at 1PM!
                          Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                          • joepa66
                            MOD Squad
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 24840

                            #14
                            AND now the Per-Usual bad news.....


                            OVEN MITT YTD: 26 - 29
                            3/5: 0-1


                            JOEPA'S UPDATED YTD: 118 - 114 - 3
                            UNITS: -14.75
                            3/5: 1 - 2 - 1
                            MAC: 29 - 19


                            :puke: :puke: :puke: I QUIT!
                            Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                            • dananderson32
                              Senior Member
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 2748

                              #15
                              Originally posted by joepa66
                              AND now the Per-Usual bad news.....


                              OVEN MITT YTD: 26 - 29
                              3/5: 0-1


                              JOEPA'S UPDATED YTD: 118 - 114 - 3
                              UNITS: -14.75
                              3/5: 1 - 2 - 1
                              MAC: 29 - 19


                              :puke: :puke: :puke: I QUIT!
                              get off the mat and wash it down with a wendys grilled chicken sandwich and an ice tea you will be fine..........alright off to take my exam your gonna let me cheat mr. brenley right? :laughing: :laughing:
                              ****all plays 4.4 units to win 4 units unless otherwise noted****

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                              NHL 1-0 +4.0 units
                              MLB 0-1 -4.8 units
                              CFB 12-6-1 +21.6 units

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