NFL Football Picks

The Green Bay Packers looked really pathetic against the Lions last week. The Raiders put up a valiant effort vs. the Chargers, but looked bad without Jimmy Garapollo. They’ll do battle on Monday Night Football in Week 5, where the bookies are hanging a -2 point spread on the visiting Packers. Get Keith’s GB/LV prediction before placing your bets!

In what will by far be the best NFL game of the 2023 season, the Dallas Cowboys head to California to take on the San Francisco 49ers where oddsmakers have installed the Niners as short -3.5 home favorites. These teams have looked incredible at times this season! It’ll be exciting to see them on the national state on Sunday Night Football. Read Keith’s full game preview and get his Dal/SF pick here!

The 49ers look to get back on track after a close road loss to the Ravens when they head to New Orleans to take on the Saints. The Saints hit the board as a -3 point favorite but betting action has driven the line down to -2.5 at some betting shops. Read on to get Horne’s opinion on where your money should land.

The Raiders have shown tenacity despite getting their teeth kicked in the past couple weeks. Now a Tennessee Titans team who is playing really well comes in with a fishly line of -2.5. This suggets the oddsmakers/bookies think the Raiders are going to win this game straight up. The general betting public can’t unload their wallets fast enough as the Raiders are seeing 65% of the action at the windows. Meanwhile, sharps/wiseguys are smiling, waiting for the number to be bet up to 3 so they can hammer it. Don’t fall into this nasty trap game.

Philip Rivers looks like a guy with two weiners, with one of them being attached to his right shoulder. Age is taking it’s toll on the signal caller but it’s not likely to matter in this game as the Jags have one of the worst run defense’s in the NFL and Anthony Lynn and crew are sure to take note. Expect Melvin Gordon to see 20+ carries and Austin Ekeler to also get some good run in a very winnable game for the Bolts.

Many industry insiders refer to touts as handicappers that flip coins to determine winners. This is true in many cases as many of these clowns don’t watch the games and can’t tell their ass from a hole in the wall. With the Panthers/Falcons being so bi-polar this year, even astute NFL handicappers may have to flip a coin to determine the winner on this one because both of these teams are unpredictable as hell!

All we heard last week was how much trouble the Broncos were in with Drew Lock at the helm. It’s always a good thing to watch some video of a player prior to trusting TV pundits. Once the smoke cleared, the kid was actually somewhat impressive hitting Courtland Sutton for some very sleek completions. Will this kid maintain the same composure in his first NFL road game? Loot gives his pick to cover this Week 14 point spread (+9.5).

Brace yourself for what you’re about to read! The Bungles are getting better! I was surprised to see the Browns laying more than one score (Opening Line -9) as it’s no secret that Freddie Kitchens is in over his head. The only thingthat stands in the way of a Bengals cover is upper management asking the team to tank to assure a top pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. And that could happen.

We’re a website that gives opinions on games. With that being said, sometimes NFL matchups present us with questions that we simply can’t answer. What came first the chicken or the egg?? If you can figure that out, you can pick the winner of this Jeckyll and Hyde affair!

Our office is divided on this one. The Jets have looked like absolute garbage at times and the Dolphins have seemingly come back from the dead, led by Fitzmagic. Keith is suggesting to lay the points with New York, but I beg to differ!